TBG

A reminder that both Eales and Mitchell are still employed by the club and if they wanted to, could put an end to this shirt coming out.

Was linked with the mags marra. They'll be fewming if we get him 😂. FTM

Up there with this as our worst shirt ever

Haven't kicked a ball yet and it's arguably our worst ever season.

I'm in no way saying we're a sinking ship under them, that's for you to be hyperbolic over, but Mitchell & Eales captain the Titanic. You can only save one. Who you saving?

1,3,4,2

Burnley sign ✍️ goal keeper 🧤 making way 4️⃣ Trafford 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 to make move 🛩🛥🚄🚗🚀 to Newcastle ⚫️⚪️ potentially ❓️🤔 👀

Has a clubs entire future ever been decided over their first two games? Howe must deliver.

Labour made it illegal to celebrate Christmas.

Will give Howe the third game before making a decision.

Sounds like we'll be playing Liverpool at least twice next season.

Now name players in the opposition team. Go.

Instagram account for their dog (French bulldog) Instagram account for their house project (putting new carpets down in their new build owned from new)

Wont get the credit, but leaves as our most successful sporting director.

Reminds me a lot of the Saudi inspired 93/94 away kit.

Aren't The Stranglers from Sunderland? Sorry would appear I've gotten them mixed up with Steven Grieveson

3 months off the biscuits and I'd look like that.

Were the old keeper shirts notoriously itchy as fuck? First time wearing my 95/96 keeper shirt and its doing my head in.

'Carra, Carra. Liverpool have spent over £200M this summer. You can't say they haven't spent big' *Undecipherable scouse*, 'so is it fair Trent left for free?'

Would you rather £30m on Trafford, or £30m spent on the wages for Wilson, Pedro, Elanga and Calvert Lewin? And no you can't have all.

Apparently the admins wear this when they clock on for their shift.

The easiest solution in my case is to get my Mam to wash it and blame her if she ruins it.