TBG

2x adults (one long sleeve with Champo badge) 2x kids. Klarna ole ole ole

Passport holder also released today.

Might sell my 95/96 drill top to fund today. (No but seriously I might be selling if anyone is interested)

Remember lads and lasses, the more money you spend, the more we keep Mitchell out.

Gonna be class when he comes back to preseason with jet black hair

How much was the home shirt on release last year? £90 for the peasant version? Anything to suggest this year's won't be anything above £40?

You can't use it on yourself or have all four put their heads together. One bullet. Mitchell, Gordon, Willock, Murphy (after a bad game). Who you using it on?

Where's next years final? Would rather book the flight and hotel early

Wonderful club. Such a shame they didn't win the Europa League. Oh well onto next season.

Can I stop you, I've always liked Man Utd

45 minutes closer to Champions League

As it stands we're in the Champions League

Have been reliably told a Brazilian is in the squad. Up to you how you decipher that message.

Kelly? His wages would have cost us at least 40m

Jobo & Riggo probs just added an extra £30M onto their price tags which will thankfully for the mackems put most suiters off and be the reason they're still at Sunderland next season.

From a moral point of view i didn't want to be in that league marra

VARO saving them.

Were they running through cheesy chips?

Not on a first date, no.

Tomorrow

Obviously it's small time and mag behaviour to do it for a trophy, but reckon they'll do a bus parade if they get promoted? Streets lined with dogs in prams.