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Shelvey is an absolute joke.

Gayle has only touched the ball once this half, I'm sure of it.

Luckily no one gets passed Dummett.

He's a goalscorer though.

Joelinton has been very good today, it's scary.

Way to end our attack, what an awful pass.

Dummett is awful getting us forward, just hoofs it in the general direction of someone and hopes for the best.

what?

What a lovely finish Joelinton.

3 more years lads.

Gayle's a goal poacher they say, he'll score goals they say. Will he fuck, he is fucking shit Newcastle Online.

Cracking ball in...awful header

That's weird, showing Krath, Lascelles, Dummet for me in defence with Murphy and Ritchie as wing backs I did have that before I refreshed though.

nufc.co.uk had it like that 5 minutes ago, now it's 5 at the back.

Horrific team. Gayle to be his useless, lazy self.

Fuck sake, he's absolutely useless.

Don't see anyone defending him mind. He's always the number 1 blame figure every single game though on here, always his thread at the top even when he wasn't the worst on the pitch

That defending on the 2nd goal..

Back to normal for him last night.

Shocking from Manquillo.

Good from the front three there.

They cannot have put that down as an attempt surely

Dubravka getting nowhere near that, crazy curl on it why is there someone blaming him

Not really outplayed, we aren't playing at all.

That's us done.