gbandit

Getting rid of? You killed someone, Ben?

Jackson has a lot of potential, a lot more talent and is way younger. Disasi has been nothing short of a complete mess in this league and is already 27. I think Jackson would be a good option for £40m. I don’t think Disasi would be a good option for any amount

Huge no

I’ll be there, the crowd is going to be extremely aggressive all game, no question. Going to be fucking horrible for the LFC players

We’re in August and we need a CB (at least one actually), a CM, a striker (possibly two) and ideally an AM / 10. We’ve had two months to make deals and we have a very good RW and a keeper who is in on a good deal and will likely become our first choice keeper for large parts of the season. I’d say given all the context of the window so far we’re probably hovering at a 3/10 so far

Clearly not a priority if they’re not willing to pay anywhere near his value. Fuck off

Currently hyperventilating and searching desperately for Xanax tablets. Tears streaming down his pathetic face as he realises he can’t use the ‘ON’ line and emojis in his tweets. Don’t worry, he’ll be out soon with something like this - “There’s a feeling that Newcastle have overplayed their hand. Liverpool aren’t going to be bullied and see themselves as having acted with decorum and class throughout this saga. The player feels badly treated and is praying that a release from the hurt locker comes before it’s too late. 🙏 for Isak.”

Get him tarted up and in the shop window

Think it’s pretty smart if we’re absolutely annihilating him behind the scenes

well done Isak, you stupid cunt

If Isak’s price tag was £150m at the start of the window (we all know our position was don’t sell but everyone has a price) then it’s significantly above that now because of the stage of the window, the lack of replacement and the appalling behaviour of Isak and Liverpool. He’s sold on our terms, not theirs

Would be nice to see some activity from us like. Sure, the Isak situation must be unsettling our plans but what the fuck are we doing

Other than Liverpool, no one in football has cucked us more than Ekitike in the last three years

Think there’s a decent chance a bidding war happens soon. If they’re coming in just over £100m, don’t be surprised to see some other clubs circling

Can live with the same outcome. Isak going for his absolute maximum value then falling apart and his career dying before being shipped to West Ham

Who’s this then? They’ve got a large head and face so hopefully good in the air

It’s absolutely time to make their life hell and in the process doing the same to Isak if it furthers our position as a club

Here’s our current leadership team (excluding Howe)

We’ve seen teams jack prices up to £50m+ for players who are in their final year of contract and aren’t close to Isak’s ability. Come back with an offer of £200m and we won’t tell you to immediately fuck off, you pathetic cheap chancers

Wat? They’ve bid less than they said they’d open with and this shows determination? Got to love the cartel spin

Nah, Sesko is not the answer for multiple reasons. Let’s go Woltemade and salvage the window

Utter wanker

Are you going to apologise to Menace for criticising him asking for an apology?