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Everything posted by gbandit
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We’re in August and we need a CB (at least one actually), a CM, a striker (possibly two) and ideally an AM / 10. We’ve had two months to make deals and we have a very good RW and a keeper who is in on a good deal and will likely become our first choice keeper for large parts of the season. I’d say given all the context of the window so far we’re probably hovering at a 3/10 so far
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Currently hyperventilating and searching desperately for Xanax tablets. Tears streaming down his pathetic face as he realises he can’t use the ‘ON’ line and emojis in his tweets. Don’t worry, he’ll be out soon with something like this - “There’s a feeling that Newcastle have overplayed their hand. Liverpool aren’t going to be bullied and see themselves as having acted with decorum and class throughout this saga. The player feels badly treated and is praying that a release from the hurt locker comes before it’s too late. 🙏 for Isak.”
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Get him tarted up and in the shop window
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If Isak’s price tag was £150m at the start of the window (we all know our position was don’t sell but everyone has a price) then it’s significantly above that now because of the stage of the window, the lack of replacement and the appalling behaviour of Isak and Liverpool. He’s sold on our terms, not theirs
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Would be nice to see some activity from us like. Sure, the Isak situation must be unsettling our plans but what the fuck are we doing
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Other than Liverpool, no one in football has cucked us more than Ekitike in the last three years
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Who’s this then? They’ve got a large head and face so hopefully good in the air
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Are you going to apologise to Menace for criticising him asking for an apology?
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Not putting in 100% and completely downing tools are different things. We know he wasn’t putting in 100% for loads of matches last season, especially in second halves. You wouldn’t ever see Dan Burn, Joelinton, Bruno etc not giving 100% unless their bodies were broken. Isak was off it far too much last season for it to be purely managing niggles