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Fantastic by Saka, shite by Bellingham

five mins in but this is awful still

Guehi absolutely fucked by Trippier there

Makes sense actually, happy to believe it and hate on Ashworth even more

Aye, me granda shared some of his favourite spreadsheets with me as a kid. Among my most cherished memories

We need those dollar bills to come in, hope he has a class game

If Kane is a snail again then he needs off before 60 mins

In fairness they got both Kante and Drinkwater and Kante was arguably one of their top three best ever signings

Such an odd club

We were clearly over £35m in the hole. After that it’s unclear how bad things were for this window. I highly doubt we were over £60m in trouble

Going for the same amount Alexis McAllister went for to Liverpool?

The amount of shit going on behind the scenes where the top six will be lobbying for anything and everything will be absolutely grim. The PL at a board level has obviously learnt a lot from FIFA’s approach to football governance

Replacing Schar might be the one I dread the most. He’s not our most important player but he is our most important defender and there aren’t that many CBs that have his distribution coupled with his ability to drive forward. Let’s hope Miodrag comes through

Took a swipe at @Froggy and missed

You getting enough sleep now you’re a dad?

Clearly despised by his teammates there, good signs

This looks like a channel 4 remake of Faking It

That’s fucking outrageous man. This guy’s the biggest wanker in the league these days and that’s some going. Thank fuck he’s a tight arrogant prick who’s going to get rinsed to fuck

This an actual quote?

Time to return with a new offer?

Nicely put

30 year old second string keeper. Where’s the dotted line?

I think he’ll do really well at Forest, can see him scoring a decent amount of goals once he finally gets his first

There’s just no way he goes for £35m. £25m I could possibly imagine. I think he is worth decent money but he’s not played enough at the highest level and shown enough yet to command a £35m fee. I say that as a big fan