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This was absolutely class. Can you imagine what would happen to our support if Park Seung-Soo developed into a quality player. Would be incredible but fair play to this lad. That’s serious dedication

Got his own set of trainers and ours, and he’s still gassed 15 mins into the second half of matches. Does he have the worst stamina in football?

This fucking cunt man. Someone needs to smash his face in. He’s literally being paid to brief against us at every turn. As if young players don’t want to join us, the little creep

Feel something in my waters today, think we’ll get some news on an incoming

“Here lasses, couple of random questions here, is there a Vermont Hotel round these parts? And what are you five up to this evening?”

If he’s here after this window closes you can be sure he doesn’t leave in January unless someone massively overpays close to a £200m figure

It’s a good visual symbol of where the club is at currently off the pitch. Barely legible social media posts that people have to try and decipher, and they look like shit too

I’d do this personally if it was an option

If you’d been promised something and your boss reneged on it how would you feel? Something as significant as a promotion or opportunity to go on secondment etc as there aren’t real parallels for us as we’re not contracted in the same ways as footballers. Refusing to play again is very aggressive from Wissa but I can understand why he’d be extremely angry. With Isak, his behaviour is entirely disproportionate to how he’s been treated

Not going to absolve Wissa of blame but if he was told that he could go for circa £25m and we’ve bid over that value then I can understand why he feels wronged. In a way that Isak has never been. Isak has been treated like a good here and has three years left on his contract playing for a team in the CL. There are commonalities but Isak’s behaviour is another level of dickhead

Hopefully the option of throwing him into an incinerator is still on the table

The fuck is that

Looks like a fantastic player for his age, extremely quick feet, brilliant technical ability and huge confidence. Get him in around the first team this season

Van Barneveld can’t be overlooked as well, imagine he’d be affordable too

What a terrible offer, he’s a fantastic player

100% in terms of the player, the only thing that makes me hesitate is I don’t want to give a single penny to Chelsea. Especially for a player they couldn’t give a fuck about

What exactly have we been asking Nickson to do for the last two years?

Wonder who’s backing Barton financially because his pockets won’t be too deep

Wonder which one we’re considering monitoring

Haha, I approve of that type of striking actually

There’s no way anyone going on strike should be rewarded with improved contractual terms and a buy out clause. We should laugh in his face if he tries to negotiate his contract with us

Hopefully we can’t either

He can stay for a year and perform but I want him gone next year no matter what

He’s already motivated to leave, he will know his best way to leave is to perform. Offer him nothing and tell him to sort his head out and stop being a little bitch