gbandit

Eh? How on Earth is he only going for that? And why Brentford?

You lead the way, mock up one of those flags with Barnesy on it to show we mean business

Just away to douse mesel in petrol

Isak, Gordon then Bruno for me

The fuck is gannin on. Every time I open a thread it’s a different swap deal I see

Fairly sure he’s going to be just fine like. He’s 19 and desperate to prove himself. A permanent transfer to another club where he’ll likely be a starter is good news for him

If Mainoo is the only change then Southgate might get through this game but when it comes crashing down he’s going to be hammered to death forever more. To not try and change what’s happening on the left after 3, potentially 4 games against poor opposition is frankly absurd

One thing I will say though is that if Minteh is the only signing to go before end of June (I personally think Wilson and Trippier are also likely) then I think there’s a very very good chance there’ll be no other outgoings of players we want to hold onto, e.g. Isak or Bruno

Brighton

Can’t wait until we’re in both a financial position and competitive position where we don’t have to listen to this noise so often

Brighton are one of the few clubs I like in English football other than Newcastle. Having lived down there for a good few years in the past I’m always happy for them to do well as long as it’s not at our expense. In this case it’s obviously a very unfortunate situation for us but whatever, I’m sure we’ll be fine and he will too

Thank fuck Chelsea binned Poch. They’d have been tough competition for top four if he’d stayed

Gbandit to Zendaya’s agent: ”So, what’s her status?”

Aye, but we all know what the rules are there for. Not sure there’s a single football fan that doesn’t understand their purpose at this point

Sick to fucking death of this shit. The PL is killing itself in so many different ways right now, it’s remarkable to see

Away Toon has a lot of hate to give

The only manager he’s willing to play for is gravel voice

Thanks QUIMB, you’ve raised the bar on the forum once again

Imagine Chelsea being the only club you want to go, must be absolutely fucked in the head

Another week of gruel sadly

Not really up for Southgate getting torn to pieces. Would much prefer that he stumbles upon a winning strategy that he has to proceed with and then leaves at the end of this tournament whatever the outcome

Not clicking on a daily mail article but am I right in assuming that Southgate has attempted to murder Gordon by pushing him off his bike?

If Foden returns and it means Gordon doesn't play LW then it's an absolute disgrace. I'm happy for Foden to play but he should be nowhere near LW when Gordon is fit

Southgate’s going to make a Man U redemption run arc. Gets us to Semis against filth. Ten Hag gone by November, arise Sir Gareth

This guy is the real deal, no weaknesses