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I think Jackson for £40m is a good deal, anything over and we’re getting done

Disagree personally, think there’s a lot to work with

My only concern is the cost involved. They’ll have us over a barrel and I fucking despise them

Aye, he’ll flop. Convinced of it. Might have his moments and look amazing in spells but overall will be a bust

This man, single handedly keeping us above water. While Isak stabs everyone’s life jackets and the board sip champagne on the shore with caviar dip to go alongside their truffle croquettes

Thanks for the update, useful insights from someone who knows him better than anyone else on here

Mateta’s class, but I wouldn’t go near dealing with Paalce unless it was release clauses we were dealing with

We can definitely afford him. He’ll cost less in wages and in transfer fees than Sesko, significantly less I’d imagine

Everyone’s taken our eyes out this window, literally every person we’ve dealt with has fucked us one way or another. How fucking naive are we

But @Newcastle Fan our squad was torn to shreds in our last European season and we had a deeper squad then than we do now. There will be more games this time and other teams in the league have massively strengthened. If we were to get an injury to Tonali, Bruno, Tino, Hall then we’d be completely and utterly fucked. That’s not even accounting for the fact we potentially don’t have a single striker in the squad with Isak wanting out and Osula not being a striker yet. The amount of signings we need in order to cope with the season ahead is huge and that’s not even thinking about the quality of them

McAtee?

Lautaro - huge no Thuram - simple no Toney - dunno, probably not a bad idea actually if he wanted to come Guirhassy - no CRonaldo - biggest no of the lot

Aye, the only reason he hasn’t is that he’s wanted to pick up his full pay packet and get the best of both worlds

Don’t worry, they’ll be bending over again any day now when the next request comes from the cartel

Yes

She understands football a hell of a lot better than her counterparts did and do

PSG are happy to sell Ramos. It’s just whether someone else takes him over us

I’d take any signings even if it meant waiting until the end of the window now. It’s terrifying the position we’re in a week and a half from the start of the season

Fjortoft looks a nailed on nonce. I imagine he’s staying active online in a bid to keep the wolves from the door

Aye, I’ll take the tiny scraps of schadenfreude where I can get them

He is sulky as fuck like, always has been. It will just be turbo sulk if he stays. He’s always digging out his team mates for not passing to him or releasing the ball when he wanted it

We have to console ourselves with thoughts of what this window would have been like if we hadnt got champions league football. It’s scarcely believable how badly it’s gone given we did get it

I agree with the last statement, if he stays his performances will be fine, if sulky. I do think he’d absolutely love to leave us without a replacement if that meant he was gone

Because they’re idiots. They might have a lot of money and a lot of pulling power but they’ve proved again and again that they’re worse than us in the market and at developing the players they bring in. Pound for pound that is