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Robert looks in absolute immense shape

Neto would be absolutely perfect

How the fuck did Kovacic stay on yesterday? Perfect example of officials bias towards “preserving the product” at the expense of the correct decision

Where is Rod? Needed some of his cutting directness in the West Ham thread once it got snippy in there. Also, where’s @LV gone? Was always super active and then disappeared

I think Spurs will have a drop off in form at some point that will last for enough games to put them at risk of not finishing top 5. Man City, Arsenal and Liverpool are guaranteed top 5. That then leaves us, Spurs, Man U, possibly Chelsea going on a run, Villa and Brighton who I think will drop off over the season. Good thing we’ve got Howe as mentally he’ll have them up for it all season long, especially when the pressure rises

How long are they going to celebrate for?

Class, fair play to them

Fantastic tackle Ake

Find Jesus a likeable player, not sure why, thinks it’s to do with how much battling spirit he has

Haaland’s touch has been rough. You cannot allow him to run in behind you but if you give him barely anytime on the ball you can weaken him a lot as technically his touch isn’t amazing

Zinchenko seems a huge fan of the Nicky Butt 360. It’s really annoying, somehow manages to backtrack five yards every time he does it too

Hopefully you get to watch a good game. I know it’s historically a shite fixture but I could see us playing at a very high tempo after the international break

Wew, Howay lads. Getting a bit personal like

The only chants I’ve been able to hear have been us all game long

All for people sharing their opinions but people love dropping hot takes based on barely any evidence

West Ham sound like they’ve shat their pants

Hat trick for the lad please now

Gerld

Get in

His command of his area used to be such a strength but a few errors have knocked his confidence and affected his decision making. His kicking is clearly never going to get any better. I like him a lot and he’s been a massive part of our success in the last two years but it does feel like he’s a misfit with our playstyle

Sounds like we’ve been very flat. Understandable given midweek and the injuries we’ve got. Surprised by people criticising Anderson fairly heavily. We’ve already seen him play some lovely stuff for us in other matches

Don’t have a season ticket and don’t want to move

An Enciso type player is exactly what we could benefit from. His profile is perfect

Good to know he’s still got it in him, the dickhead

It’s going to be a Newcastle win