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Wasn’t a loose ball man, was poor from Jow

Willock’s been class, Bruno, Jow has been very good apart from in front of goal and Schar has been brilliant as always. Been a shocker of a night for Trippier, Hall’s not ready. Tino has looked very good. There’s not a lot in this, we can still get a result with Gordon on now

Is Trippier drunk?

At what point does Eddie come into the post-match presser and say “Is a disgrace, is embarrassing, it is already a difficult place to come but with all this litter on the pitch, I feel sick”

Puts enough pace on them that it causes panic in the defenders too, terrifying player to defend against

Shocking shocking miss from Jow

Can’t beat a bit of shitting on your own doorstep as a statement about how much you love football

Looking so much more balanced and threatening with these changes

Does Fullkrug always look like he’s been glassed in the mouth?

Hall looks undercooked really

Jow, you’ve got to get your foot on that

Jammy jammy cunts, they got lucky there

Willock switched off there, should have kept it in

Trippier shitting his kegs with every pass from defence so far

Everyone went to sleep there, that was a great chance

Right idea from Willock, very close to being good

Think it’s tactics, they’re set up in a way where they play through us very easily. That seems to affect our confidence and our passing falls to pieces

Might be speaking a bit early but Wilson’s not the right fit against Dortmund. Obviously we don’t have a choice but Isak is so perfect against them. Wilson will have a nightmare finding the ball in space tonight

Need to get a handle on our possession play, we’ve got no one free to play balls into

What a dickhead this ref is man. Mad to get a card out at this stage of the game for a challenge that wasn’t even a foul

What? Surely not a yellow, what the fuck is this idiot ref on

Played, Hall

They’re so good at playing through us in the middle

Fuck! What has happened to Willock

The commentators talking about us setting up not to get beat, clowns