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Aye, let’s be having Conte in tears please

Obligation to buy, be still my throbbing cock

Nketiah has also developed a huge amount in the space of a year

I’ve warmed loads to Mehrdad and Amanda, I’m sure they’re massive Tories too but I can’t warm to Jamie at all, looks like a smarmy twat

Will make it all the sweeter when they finish below us and change their manager before shitting the bed and buying another six £50m+ players in the summer. They’re an absolute mess

Good transfer for all involved given the relationship had totally broken down at Brighton. Fuck knows what went on there. I actually don’t despise Arsenal to the same degree as the other top teams and I’m not a big fan of Arteta but I’d prefer them to win the league over City

Wouldn’t be surprised if Fernandes was a cannibal

Think we’ll get a lot of chances to score. Isak is bagging another goal here and surely Botman is getting his head on a corner in this one

There I was with the Wimbledon trophy in my hands telling anyone who’d listen that I didn’t deserve the trophy. Yes, I’d not lost a single point in the whole tournament but here, I said, let someone else have a chance at the limelight. Let me get back to saving that football club in the north east, that’s all that matters. They carried me off the court on their shoulders and took a blood sample for drugs checks, I bled black and white cos I love the club me. Even though the fans didn’t quite get what I was going for, I don’t blame them for that, could have just done with a little bit of a thank you for getting the new owners in but hey, that’s life isn’t it, sometimes those who do the most don’t always get the thanks they deserve but I’ll just do me own thing, I’m not looking for any handouts

Thuram would be amazing, shame he called us a bunch of freaks and said he’d only sign for one of the established big boys

How are Leeds so high up? I don’t get football finance at all, have they got some huge sponsorship money coming in?

Never understand how West Ham are so high up. Is it because they got gifted that stadium?

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It’ll be our results against the weaker teams in the league which will decide if we finish top 4. If we can beat teams in the bottom half until the end of the season, accounting for the odd slip-up or draw then it’s ours

It was a side-by-side challenge, I’d generally not want those given unless there was a big push with the arm

Chelsea have an excellent relationship with Brighton? Do they mean that Brighton are their sub

Really doubt we’re actually in for Ziyech, doesn’t strike me as a Howe player in the slightest despite his exceptional ability

Going to be massive for your season if Arsenal batter you. Will be Ten Hag’s first real test. There much talk of you signing people this window?

His reaction was like he’d had a great career at Man U and didn’t want to disappoint the fans. The lad’s obviously a massive weirdo based on that interview he did. I’m all for him being an oddball

Absolutely delicious

Fucking hell, Hughes is absolute dogshit

The thing about Kane is that he’s not only in the best two strikers in the league, he’s in the top five passers in the league too

Hope someone is dropping rat poison around the stadium at Palace to sort out the current infestation on the pitch

Isn’t he on £100k a week, even getting that off the wage bill for six months is decent but hopefully he’ll be a good fit for Forest and they’ll make him a permanent fixture

Loan with option to buy I hope. Really like him as a person, got a fantastic attitude and works really hard. Would love him to be a success but don’t think he’s got a future in the premier league