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“I love zee Geordies, I ‘ave always dreamt of wearing zee black and white. Real Madrid came knockeeng, Manchester Cité proposed to me but I only ‘ad eyes for zee Toon Armée”

Think that Spurs will continue to pull out some fantastic results all season long but I think from the end of January so they’ll start losing games they’re expected to win. Think there’s a good chance that they don’t finish top four in all honesty. Their squad isn’t that deep and the injuries are starting to hit them

Would love to know what the diagnosis is. What kind of knee complaint would be undefinable? If it was ligaments they’d know surely? Or are they just keeping it hush hush?

He’s so unbelievably angry all the time, why?

what a pathetic woodlouse Arteta is. Made himself look like the PL’s #1 bitch and for what?

Had a ton of opportunities to make something of his life. I don’t doubt he’s lived through some really damaging experiences but he’s seemingly done very little to try and make a success of his life, opting for easy outs and blaming others at every juncture. Looks like he’ll never accept it as well

Few days on the naughty step for The Prophet

Agreed, it’s not going to change shit. I think it’s fine to bring attention to laws of the game that are absurd like the handball ruling but individual refereeing errors should get 10% talking time and the rest should be football

Toon ugly win, Willock to score

Imagine he was dangerously close to terminating them and had to initiate the safety protocol

Onana looks like an actor who’s been coached for six months to play a goalkeeper on the big screen

Had a shocker of sorts. I thought anything under 100 was below average but after googling, it said anything below 85 is. Baffled by that, given 84 is in the range of borderline mental disability

Anyone notice how that lad was called Roony? Absolutely mad that, what are the chances, total madness!

Would love to know what Savage’s IQ is, amazed if it’s over 100

These commentators couldn’t be more pathetic, who’s the non-savage one?

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Something needs to change, how can you get a penalty, essentially an 80% chance of scoring when you had no chance of scoring from the header and it hit his arm from six inches. Going to have to mute this as I’m going to smash my TV in if I have to listen to savage chatting shit anymore

Utter joke of a decision and a rule, insane

These commentators are absolutely pathetic, think Savage is the worst commentator alive. Imagine asking for a pen for that, a header onto someone’s arm from six inches

Copenhagen absolutely snatching at everything here, they’re struggling with the pressure to win here

Onana is such a joke

But it wasn’t a tackle, it wasn’t a late challenge, that’s the difference here. If he makes that contact in a tackle or being late on someone, even accidentally, it’s a red. If you do that while not even looking at the player and just planting your foot while trying to shield the ball it’s a yellow unless he does it with a stupid amount of force. There wasn’t anything unnatural about what he did

There’s a difference between being late like Bruno was last season on the ankle, and getting a red and Rashford there who was just incredibly unlucky with putting his foot down while not even looking at the guy and not going in at pace

Disgraceful red card, only just seen it now. No way Rashford ever means to do him