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Going to be a lot of people eating their words in the ‘rate this window’ thread if this one goes through

If he looks after his body I’d imagine he’ll be going well beyond that. Fairly sure Norway’s life expectancy is one of the best in the world

We came close to getting him back in Jan ‘22 didn’t we?

Is that to force through a sale to Saudi?

I dislike him but I think he’s a good player. He isn’t an amazing striker but he’s good at most things, very good in the air and at linking play and obviously very strong. Total wanker though

How the fuck can anyone stomach reading a single word of a Craig Hope article? There couldn’t be a more bad faith actor out there

There were reports earlier in the window about us looking at him and then a report yesterday that four clubs were taking to Arsenal about taking him on loan. We might have been one of them but Arsenal like the rest of the cartel would have us last on their lists to do business with

That would be absolutely mental on their parts and incredibly self-destructive. It’s clear there has been major unrest, I think a lot of that has likely calmed down now and they’ve basically had an enormous fuck-up of huge proportions that is down to some of the senior personnel changing, PSR, miscalculations about getting Tosin and then a terrible misguided decision to go for Guehi. I don’t think it’s more sinister than that and I seriously hope it’s not because if Howe goes we’re taking an enormous step backwards

One of Eales, Howe or Mitchell gone by January? It’s not going to be Mitchell as he’s literally just got here. It’s not going to be Howe as he’s absolutely class and the best possible manager we could have under the current circumstances. So if anyone goes it would be Eales but I’d be surprised if he went, not massively but still surprised. Not read any reports other than Caulkins today and Edwards yesterday. Not reading any of Hope’s shite

Chelsea - Palace tomorrow. Hopefully ten red cards, five apiece

That message is not that strong when we went above and beyond in making offers for Guehi that no other club would have come close to matching. Equally, we got rinsed in our Minteh and Anderson dealings. We don’t look like strong negotiators in all honesty from the outside looking in but who knows

The club despise him like. Must have been public enemy #1

Would make a good penguin in Tim Burton’s Batman Returns

Thank fuck

It’s accurate

Sergio Ramos, step right up

Can’t even successfully fuck this parasite off

What a mad career Sterling’s had, he planning to play for the entire big six before his days are out?

Thanks Alex, Cherki is a talented player but widely regarded as a dickhead no? No chance

Despise clubs giving Chelsea loan fees. It’s lowball signings or nothing for them. Anyone not getting on board with that is a pathetic little gremlin of a club

We’ll be able to tell pretty easily from his performances how much he wants out (Guehi that is). It already looks like he wants out and he’s a model pro but if it continues it tells way more of a story than anything he could say

Man, the damage Ashley did to this club is absurd

How big is Chelsea’s squad currently? Are they hoping to bin everyone off to Saudi that doesn’t go today?

Good players have poor seasons in poor teams all the time though

Is no one even in for Targett on a loan deal?