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Shut the fuck up Jenas

More fight, more emotion

Kane’s passing accuracy in the final third is absolutely insane

Great Rashford, more than makes up for having a really poor first half

Foden’s been the best player on the park by a distance

Classy play from Foden and Bellingham, our best two players so far

Did Henderson take some amphetamines before kick off, he’s absolutely pumped and has basically messed up every pass he’s had other than when he’s passed backwards

What is Henderson doing getting an England start these days? I’ve always given him a lot of credit up until the past couple of years but what does he offer now? He’s not mobile, he can’t dribble, he’s a poor striker of the ball and he’s already played several poor passes. All he offers is a ton of effort and a lot of running and keeping shape

I’ve got mates in Australia who I’m pretty sure I’d be leaning on heavily if the tournament took place there. Would be an actual motivation to get out there as I’ve never really fancied it

Hehe

If it’s not already a done deal then all he needs to do is head over to Brendan’s house and draw a cock on that huge framed picture of Brendan’s face which is the next step up from a transfer request

Love a bit of pre-trial cooperation with the police

I don’t think anyone’s claiming Bruno F isn’t a great player, he clearly is. Are people saying he’s actually average? It’s just that we all despise him

This is HTT Mexico reference level banter though. You don’t just get to claim annoying posts as banter

Insanely bad VAR call, you could tell the referee didn’t even want to give it. I’m completely and utterly done with VAR now

Who’s Suarez having for dinner when they lose here?

Is Mccoist trying to insert himself in Cron

Not content with stat padding from pens, he’s upped it another level with that one

Why the fuck is Mccoist going on like it was something special when either Ronaldo didn’t touch it or if he did it did not alter the trajectory of the ball in the slightest

Does he definitely get something on it?

Get them dead

Absolutely awful, I’ve been supportive of Southgate from the perspective that he’s a good guy and he has built a good spirit within the group but his actual tactical ability and his prioritisation of defensive-minded players and formations is absolutely shit

Not a fan of Portugal at all but I love Bernardo Silva as a player

Pepe looks like he’s been dug out of a grave, just retire lad