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Don't say that to Oldtype, he despises Japanese people

Such remarkably good technique. So few footballers can hit a ball on the volley like him

He's always been a destroyer. Only before it was card record destroyer. He played much the same way in terms of his tackling intent but now his timing is unbelievable

The straws and glasses ones are absolutely class

City will struggle under the pressure. I think we'll see an HBA masterclass against them. Feel almost certain he'll score

What do they mean by written off? Have Fenway just paid off the debt without doing what Ashley's done and taken a zero-interest debt?

On instincts alone and ability to hit into angles where he has so little room to manoeuvre, I honestly can't think of anyone I've seen that's better. His snapshot finishes are ridiculous

Way more comfortable on the ball than Simpson. Perch actually has good touch, composure and really good passing. He's a much better footballer than Simpson

100%. You just know that if we have an average run next year the journo's and pundits will be out saying things like the Geordie public are greedy for more, they won't be satisfied with this, blah blah blah. They can fucking shove it, absolutely sick of lazy, pathetic journalism and fans who just gobble it up

Don't know why you're laughing marra, ever heard of something called a headstart?

Yes everytime so far

Fucking outstanding

I'm sorry but I'm going to have to say it again. What the fuck kind of human being scores from there with the outside of his foot on the half volley. That goal is just a mockery of the game of football

Ivanovic is a skanky cunt. The way he was acting as if Ba was fooling about on the floor. Fuck you Ivanovic, enjoy sitting in the stands and watching your team get beat by Bayern Munich

No one should feel bad given the context. But he deserves all the more respect for how he's done. I've been hard on him at times this season but he has been superb. Our discipline and defensive shape is exceptional and we play some brilliant football now too. I've never opted for 'brilliant' in my rating of him but I would tonight

For all the players who have shone this season, Ba, Cisse, HBA, Cabaye, Jonas, Colo and Saylor, Perch is the most satisfying for me. To see someone go from looking like they'd be lucky getting games in the championship to a defender who in my opinion has top 6 quality written all over him is frankly incredible. Love this lad now

We're going to win this, simple as that

What does Di Matteo reckon he meant to do? Launch it into the stands? Aye, I don't understand it when I read this shit. He goes for goal from over 25 yards with the outside of his foot. What else does he mean to do other than score? These idiots don't even stop to think

One of the best strikers of the ball I've ever seen. That is absurd

Ref has been a giant cunt at times. Think I dislike Chelsea fans just as much as Liverpool fans

I agree with this, stupid bureaucracy and set rules getting in the way of justice. If De Jong takes someone else's leg out something has to be done about him

Not too close. A lot of the pubs around the ground don't allow football supporters in whether they're chelsea or the away team. My local is the Durrell, fifteen minute walk away and a quality pub

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Playing football until 8 p.m. so will be following the game late. I think we've got a decent chance of at least one point here

Yeah, stick it to the man. Knew someone would pick that out. Whatever you think of Facebook (I'm no fan), it's a good way of bringing together people who have the same opinions and making something happen quickly