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I’ll give him credit for that comment, that’s quality comedy

Imagine being one of the best players of all time, you are on your way down but still a quality player but you can’t even begin to see yourself as a deteriorating force and you attack anyone and everyone around you rather than looking at yourself and thinking “maybe I should have gone to a lower ranking club, maybe in Portugal, got paid less, but been treated like a hero, because I’m not quite at the highest level anymore”. Nope

He’s a narcissist of the highest order. This must be killing him

Pardew: God complex Bruce: God, that’s complex, can you slow it down a bit while I finish me scones Howe: God

Class, absolutely love it

Howe: Let’s have a whip round for the tea lady Bruce: All I wanted was a fair crack at the whip Pardew: Where are the whips and chains?

That is unbelievably cute

What a boring club man, this is the big reveal?

Howe: Run down the clock Bakes: Quick sip on Luke’s cock

They need to get this inspiring double quote up on the walls of SJP

£50m would have been a bargain

If you’re getting beaten for pace by McGinn when you’ve got a headstart you might want to give up the game to be honest

Hamstring injury looks like, shame for the lad

I think I’d go Everton over Villa for the novelty but theyre pretty neck and neck for me

I’ve got a lot of respect for them. They’ve lost their manager, their technical director, a ton of back room staff and some key players and they don’t seem to have complained much but just gotten on with it and played good football. They’re a fantastic example of how a football club should be run, hope they keep upsetting the big boys and are fighting for too 8 at the end of the season

Got his first PSG goal today. Will be interesting to see how he progresses and also where Newcastle and PSG are at respectively in five and ten years

Absolute insanity, I kind of like the fact he’s a bit unhinged. It’s all linked to him not being able to cope with when he plays anything below his best. However, he will get a red one day, probably not that far off, in a game where he gets frustrated at himself

Howe: Champions league Bakes: Breakfast of champions

I want to see more of him dropping that shoulder on the left side, he absolutely left the Chelsea lad for dead

Havertz is a snide cunt like

Can we all just put to the bed the conversation from the last year about whether he’s good enough to be part of this team long-term? Because he’s absolutely class and shows it almost every game. Other team’s players must absolutely despise him as he makes them look like shit

Especially on lofted balls, just traps it every time

Odegaard must be up there with de Bruyne and Haaland as the best / most important players in the league

Arsenal look incredibly well coached and organised, on top of having some great quality in their side. Really didn’t expect this from them and Arteta has impressed me far more than I ever imagined he would

Aye, him and Bruno. Bruno edges it on what his overall footballing ability and game brings to the pitch, Trippier edges it on what his character brings to the pitch alongside his ability. I’d say they’re tied