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Howay palace, fun start this richarlison already on his arse sulking

Timo “nothing but net” Werner

Ziyech cutting in is like the modern Robben

Loftus-cheek absolutely gagging to get hauled off at half time

Great ball but that first man just stands still and makes no attempt to block it

Howay Boro

Already is amazing like, wonder what his ceiling is

Wouldn’t be surprised about Botman but not so sure about Lingard. Will be interesting to see if we’re in for him. It makes sense business-wise but I could see us aiming higher

Aye, there’s no doubt he’s bad news. He talks well and maybe he’s decent enough a fair amount of the time but clearly it doesn’t take much for him to absolutely lose it and do something awful which endangers those around him

Personally don’t have any issue with him overall, I’m supportive of their mission in principle but I was a bit pissed off that it broke up to the rhythm even more of what was already a shit game. I found the whole thing hilarious and although I wouldn’t want it becoming commonplace I tend to enjoy the odd thing like this kicking off. The bolt cutters were just the cherry on top

Aye, I always wanted an Emile Heskey to call our own

I just can’t get my head round how he’s as ineffective as he is. The one thing I was confident we’d get out of him would be quality in the air. Although he wins a lot of headers, he’s not anywhere near as good as he should be for his size. The amount of time he just cushions headers to the opposing keeper

Personally thought he was absolutely fine, he’s so clever about how he takes a ball down, by chesting it into space, giving himself a few extra seconds to get a pass off without any pressure. Does it several times every game. Love him

Outremont loves a hot take. I think his opening post on the board was questioning why any NUFC fan thought highly of Keegan

The ball he cut across after Bruno’s through ball was decent. Apart from that I just remember him slowing down our attacks on the right-hand side with Almiron by dawdling, then passing back. I also remember his lengthy throw-ins. I’d have Manquillo back in without question

Disgusting this

Fuck right off

ASM is fired up here, need him on the ball all the time from now on

How the fuck do Everton have so many fucking piss weak losers in their side?

Quality from us there, nice strike Willock

Tragic game of football this like

I don’t think that’s a red but I’ll take it all day against these cunts

Would absolutely love it if we got one in the seven added on nonce minutes

Anthony Gordon is a thoroughbred molerat

Fuck off richarlison