gbandit

Damn, and they look so good as well. I love the way they make Jordan Henderson look like Iron Man. Just wish I hadn't spent all my money this month on an APE JPEG in a funny hat

I think both outcomes; a Burnley win against Everton or an Everton win against Burnley should hopefully prove inconsequential. I am most scared of Watford getting out of the bottom three out of Norwich, Burnley and Watford.

So Everton remain in the shit alongside all the others. That set of results would be: Everton - 25 Watford - 23 Burnley - 24 Norwich - 21 Which I prefer, would much rather there were four clubs below us in trouble, not three. Just a bonus one of them is Everton

Wouldn’t consider Murphy for ASM or Krafth for Manquillo. Bruno for Shelvey would be a solid move though

Burnley to win, Watford and Leeds to draw, Norwich to win please

Sounds like the final chapter in the HBA chronicles. Possibly the most French player ever

I wouldn’t want to move Joelinton out of midfield as he’s been a revelation and we know how he crumbles in front of goal but this would be a solution to getting Bruno into the game. Personally I’d consider this but prefer to just drop Shelvey and bring in Bruno for Wolves. We’re sadly lumbered with Wood up front until the end of the season

The only issue with that is that we’ve seen he’s actually not amazing in the air apart from winning headers to nowhere. I agree we don’t play to his strengths but his strengths are also very limited

People need to calm down like, he’s been our best consistent performer since Howe came in, putting in 8/10 performances match after match. I thought he was decent enough against Everton, it was only yesterday his level really dropped

He’s such a bitter man. I know your job isn’t everything in life and who knows what else he’s got going on but most of us would dream of being a sports journalist but he’s such a sour fuck. Seems to barely enjoy anything other than complaining

Let’s hope that’s his worst Howe performance of the season. Love the lad but he was either missing or ineffectual today in our midfield

He had a tough time getting anything out of their right-sided defence today. Didn’t think he was awful or anything, just didn’t have a big impact. There were far worse performances out there

I’d make him a priority sale for summer while we can still get a fee for him from a bottom five PL side. He’s clearly not going to fit for our future so ship him out as soon as possible so we can bring two new strikers in

I’m out for today

Been Targett’s worst game this. Apart from moments from Willock and ASM and that one free kick from Schar, everyone else needs to make sure they don’t put a shift in like this again before the end of the season

Fucking hell, this is a tough watch. Our midfield has been so shit

Appalling half, tactically terrible and so many players below par. Need a big response in our next game

They’ve been in behind us so many times in this half, it’s absurd. Son just in miles of space

Disgraceful

We’ve been pretty poor all over the park today, not many good performances at all

Fantastic work from Targett

Son fucks me off so much, such a wet blanket

Utter shite that

Lloris gasping to give a goal away, need to take advantage of that

Eh?