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I think you'll be alright around there like, hardly a scary area. Nah, it's a really nice area but the pub 'Chancellors' is a proper dive. I always go in to watch matches when I finish work and every time without fail people stare at me like I'm spoiling the party

Sitting at work and loads of toon fans + fulham fans are walking past my building. Gonna end up going to a locals pub to watch it and get shafted by having to keep quiet the whole game

Can't argue with that. Newcastle identify a need, identify a player, sign said player, move on. By contrast Harry goes to France saying he's going to look at Loic Remy, just as he did over 2 years ago. Obviously hasn't made his mind up yet. That said, we have got 2 more young Croatian players, a young Slovenian plus a 17 yr old keeper from Stockport County all on trial. The transfer strategy I spoke about a couple of days ago seems to be flourishing. Tottenham and Levy have nailed it. Seems like you've got a fantastic set up for youth whilst also making sure that the main team comes through as well. Considering how little time it's taken to become so good, it really is impressive. I remember when Keegan made the comment after that Chelsea game a few years back saying it was a closed shop in the top four. Just shows things can change very quickly if you have a very good model or are City and just buy whoever you want

Pardew is the ultimate troll-tease. He goes on about Cisse being his top target for two years then says he'll struggle to get in the team. Hatem scores the best goal ever but needs to do more. Think he just likes to big up the weaker players, play down the better ones and try to make sure no one feels like they're being ousted.

He's got good technique but doesn't influence games enough. I think he'll prove to be a poor signing for what they paid

Loven doesn't deserve any abuse at all, sometimes we got pissed off with him when he got games and we wanted someone else in there but it wasn't his fault. He's a good lad and better than many have made him out to be, I hope he ends his career well with a newly promoted PL team

In fairness to Randy, when he came on here and made some points he got taken apart for it. If you look at the two boards 'RTG' and 'N-O' you'll find that N-O is full of real football discussions, comedy and some niggling fights between certain posters. RTG seems to be an aggressive, delusional haven for people who care more about slagging off one another or us than anything else. There's no comparison between the boards as this place is class but we shouldn't give Randy a hard time when he comes on here unless he acts up

Ashley has conducted his finances very well over the past couple of years, he's made some excellent decisions and set up a good club infrastructure. I won't disguise my pleasure at how we have become a decent football team again. Right now, is the best time for us since Bobby's time. However, decisions like Keegan, Dekka's comments, SDA and a great number of other issues will always stop me from liking or giving my support to them. I will however respect them and not say bad words against them if they continue to make the right decisions for the football club

It's cowardly and pathetic and these people need ot be made to feel that they are pathetic. The only way we can do that is by reporting them when we can. Sorry to hear about the racist abuse that came your Sifu, so senseless

Hatem needs to dictate for us, run the game for us in moments and please Pardew with some running and pressing. If he can get in two or three really good performances by the time Ba and Big Ciss get back from ACN I'll feel far more comfortable that Pardew won't be able to drop him

Do it, there's no place for it, never has been and never will be. Totally unacceptable and is normally the last refuge of bitter people. I'd love it if we managed to get it out of football and society or at least could reduce it

This another attempted suicide? First Hatem, now Cisse? Please be Alan Smith next

wonder how long it will take him to pick up French. He's got a knack for languages this lad

a five min walk from the free trade.

He got shredded to shit for it. In fairness, most of them seem to realise they're not as good as us. I feel sorry for them but at least they have their MON talisman

this is an animal from senegal. A Galago goal

Pards has trolled the shit out of everyone. Haven't put a bid in for Ravel, won't be signing a striker....Wily

Missed the boat Mevlut, enjoy sinking if you sign for Sunderland

The sight of Cisse in Black and White blinded Pards temporarily. Poor lad

Just can't get enough of this man, was in a shit mood when I got to work today. The last four hours I've just been laughing non-stop and taking breaks to call mates/my mum. This is gerld.

No one, people just want it to happen so badly

Never been a better time to sign, make this one of the best days in recent years for NUFC

Mega Lerl, shit's getting real on Newcastle

Well Lovenkrands is on his way in the summer. Tiote is the only player I'm worried about going in this window, really don't think Ba will go.

Fucking love Hatem like, we need people at this club who are nutters. Just makes it all the more interesting