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f*** that I hope Man U get pasted. Got a bet with my Man U supporting mate that they won't finish top 4. An entire chicken is the prize. Can't wait to smugly eat it infront of him. Cheers Eto'oo

Feel the same.

Welllllllllll taking video or photographs is not allowed during game play however I think as far as the forum go's its more copyrighted videos we can't post. I may be wrong and Dave could be on his way to spank my bum bum It's alright. Rich has you covered in case Dave comes knocking. Speaking of which, are off-the-ball incidents allowed? Mike was flexing his muscles to me posting that Sissoko-Mike Jones gif while ignoring a couple others who posted the same.

Those French chairmen totally hate dealing with us, and there's probably justification on their side.

Dembele.

The race for that 4th CL spot (top 3 being settled imo) hotting up - Liverpool, Spurs on 43, Everton on 41 with a game in hand.

Come back when Neymar has 10, 15 mins every game to make things happen.

Wigan I think. Aye, not the first account of PL refs being told to treat it like an entertainment event.

Capped wasn't he?

Swansea celebrating the Lunar New Year when it's more than ten days away.

That's how he looks when Mrs Bimpy is in her lingerie.

How many Aussies actively playing in the PL atm? A far cry from when you had Viduka, Kewell, Emerton, Neill, Cahill.

How many games did he play on the wing again? If he's so mentally fragile that he can't get any semblance of his form back after a year, I don't think you can blame anyone for his non-performances.

How many players are expected to get the odd 10-15 mins and crave out a miracle every time? Outside of the likes of Messi and Ronaldo, I doubt you will be able to find many. And yet Ben Arfa is held to the same standards. Mind-boggling.

Ba did well obviously, but it was pretty clearly to the detriment of the team, it's what started Cisse's current life shitness. Of course, that can also be aimed at the manager as he should have just shunted Ba to the left when it was pretty obvious he was gunna f*** off anyway. Ba left in January last year though. I don't think you can blame the Ba factor for Cisse being shite over two halves of a season.

And of course we discount Ba who was here for half the season and did well. If you want to compare starts, do it for the whole squad instead of only those players involved in the Everton match. Pretty darn selective to do it your way. There are other better alternatives which you failed to mention to. Fwiw I thought it was a combination of both manager being poor and the players failing to apply themselves at times. Placing the majority of the blame on the players for a season where we finished 16th is just daft though. You are so intent to make Pardew look like the messiah that you can't see how he contributed to a crap season.

What, with practically the same squad when we finished 5th? And those poor players being at a level where we finished 16th?

More like why there isn't a spare #14 shirt for him.

Love it that that trash Owen doesn't even get a mention.

Has to be a WUM comparing Pardew with Keegan. Or painfully thick. How many times has Poyet outwitted him these years? Poyet "completely outmaneuvered" Manuel Pellegrini the other week too, and Jose. So he can add that to his coveted Pardew scalp. Bloke must be a f***ing wizard. And he genuinely thinks Pardew is a tactical genius.

Why does he have an erection ? Aye, noticed that too.

I sense a caption competition for this. Big Sam shows Alan how to bungee jump without a rope.

How did he manage to come from behind to pull 100 pts clear?

http://i.imgur.com/GCJyCjH.png?1 If the season ends now...

Saylor.