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Tottenham Hotspor then.

It's as simple as him not being England level and his limitations will be badly exposed at the international stage. He will also not get the chance to sit back as he does at his club. England push forward and he will be a sitting duck to the slaughter.

Read about Yilmaz Vural being linked to Cardiff and being an unfamiliar name, did a little check. http://www.transfermarkt.com/en/yilmaz-vural/aufeinenblick/trainer_810.html?from=direktErgebnis Those clubs managed. Yes to next Cardiff manager please. Once kicked his player up the arse too.

All this talk of Willo for England. We'd undoubtedly look back at this in amusement months down the line.

Going for Clarke's replacement, AVB's replacement and Mackay's replacement in the next poll.

That handshake man. That's going to be the 3rd managerial sacking in a week. Maybe Vincent Tan dreams of an opportunity to try for AVB.

All mockups by footyheadlines staff btw. One thing I dislike about them is they tend to throw in inaccurate representations in the race to reveal first. Those drafts tend to fall short when the real deals are leaked.

Had me well confused before your edit.

He wasn't looking at Debs the whole time. Would have been acceptable if they were at least keeping up with their last line of defence. They were so far off that they would be caught offside in any situation. Especially when there are two of them. Cisse, surprisingly, can't be faulted this time round.

They were 'intentionally' staying offside and made no attempt to come back onside. Gouffran in particular was at walking pace while Sissoko was asking for the ball around the same spot he stood.

Violent conduct. Did he kick Woody in the balls?

Eh, how is AVB expected to have a real chance of being assistant and having all those heavy responsibilities when Mourinho always wanted a local lad for the position? No idea who he had alienated at Spurs too. As fair as I'm aware, no Spurs players have spoken badly of AVB in public like some Chelsea players did. I think your assumption that AVB is a prick is harsh and doesn't have much to stand on.

Probably Negredo but expect a fair bit of rotation leading into the festive period.

Would have been the right option. Still doesn't excuse them not making an effort getting back instead of making themselves redundant to play by being miles offside.

Anyone saw how we were all over the place leading to the Southampton goal? Debuchy took a FK that Southampton cleared first time. The ball fell to Tiote who then passed to Santon, whose ambitious through ball was intercepted and they went on to score from that. All this while, Gouffran was way offside in their box. Same goes for Sissoko who kept asking for the ball miles offside on the right. Another stroller in Williamson was in line with their last defender leaving Colo short on the counter-attack. And you can see all ten of Southampton's outfield players in the screenie. That was how bad the trio were when they should be bursting a gut to get back in position. http://i.imgur.com/4AuVtX5.png?1

Can we stop the needless advertising for SD when it's clear they make up stories to get their name into the news?

You can predict a win no worries, I was talking about which games we can 'expect to win'. You are seriously confusing. You don't expect us to lose at Palace and you don't expect us to win either. Wonder if Pardew's teamtalks are of similar ilk that they turn in different halves most of the time. Think you just need to sharpen up your reasoning faculties marra. I was trying to say that there are no games at the moment where we can say "we should be going down there and rolling these over easily". Predicting a win, or thinking one is likely, is a bit different in my mind. Not sure why that's such a massive issue. Develop some reading skills and read Shay's original post before explaining where 'roll them over' was suggested, marra. Your fault of being contradictory for contrary's sake reveals yourself again.

You can predict a win no worries, I was talking about which games we can 'expect to win'. You are seriously confusing. You don't expect us to lose at Palace and you don't expect us to win either. Wonder if Pardew's teamtalks are of similar ilk that they turn in different halves most of the time.

Damn, I just incurred a 4 pts penalty switching Aguero out and now this...

Predict a loss and you go gaga. Expect to win and you go gaga. Make up your mind, Ian.

Sell more shirts in Korea? Oldtype disagrees.

That's rubbish imo. It's mourinho being a c*** as per usual to anyone who disowns him. Maybe. I have no inside knowledge. It's just a gut feeling. But it's well known the reason AVB left was because he wanted more responsibility. Jose had him working as a scout and refused to promote him. Then they had a falling out. The fact Mourinho didn't want to promote him speaks volumes to my ears. or shows that Mourinho is a complete c*** since AVB has hardly been a complete disaster and utterly clueless since he became a manager. Maybe it was all ego. Who knows? All I know is Mourinho didn't promote him and, to me, AVB comes across as a chancer. He hasn't been a total disaster, no. But he has his UEFA licences. He's had his training to the point where he can manage professionally. But outside of that I can't see anything that separates him from the bloke on the street. I think he's very fortunate to be where he is. Jose Mourinho always had a local assistant where he went - Clarke (Chelsea), Baresi (Inter), Karanka (Real), Steve Holland (Chelsea). Unfair to whack AVB with 'he's not good enough' when it's clear Mourinho has his preferences when it comes to appointing his assistants.

Thought Gouffran is listed as a forward?

Doubt Man Utd will loan Zaha to us when he isn't guaranteed game time anyway. If he isn't going to be playing regularly and just sitting on the bench he might as well sit on theirs.