LRD

Tbf, not quite what we see it.

Ranges causes an uproar in Newcastle even after he's gone. Bells.

Aulas will be mad to refuse that offer. I can see us walking away if true.

A new Yo-Ba bromance to replace the old one.

Don't let Bimpy catch you saying loose for lose. You called ?. Punctuation, bimpy.

I think Ranges has a tattoo on his inside lip too iirc. Should go for his forehead next. He puts the entire GTA series to shame.

It is him. Just went over twitter to check.

who's said this? Presumably Caulkin?

Just got in. Where are they playing, wtf is that horrendous pitch?

They would be nuts to reject it tbh; last year of contract, player seems to have gone AWOL and chairman seemingly wants rid anyway. I highly doubt they will get a better offer, i'm actually surprised we have gone this high. Yeah, I'm rather surprised we've gone in at 6.9 after the intial 4-5. Hopefully this will bring Aulas to his senses that he is unlikely to get better.

I saw a lad with them working in Harrod's. He'd had to put hearing-aid-beige plugs in them. Looked even more daft. FYP.

Really ? and i'm married to Wonder Woman, what an ego. Get her a tiara and she might just look the part.

Problems with his spelling again. He clearly means bellend.

Great, the heir apparent to Sir Les.

Probably 4 years with good behaviour. http://i.imgur.com/khpDhbI.gif

Levitation?

0,4,0,0,0,0,0,3,0,2,1. He's just a kid ffs.

They could if we don't buy him outright. But then they will risk pissing interested clubs off and deal with the risk that he's found guilty and the investment in him going tits up. Reckon they will go along with his release clause fee. Most likely a buyout clause will be written in the loan contract, surely? Should have made it clearer. I meant buyout clause = release clause, with it being mandatory if guy is found innocent.

As if he has any clues to those systems. He'll be even more confused.

Should send Aulas your photo, shake him up into accepting the bid.

They could if we don't buy him outright. But then they will risk pissing interested clubs off and deal with the risk that he's found guilty and the investment in him going tits up. Reckon they will go along with his release clause fee.

Only NUFC would stick a clause like that in a contract It's a fair clause though. No club will risk spending millions on a player with a potential court case hanging over his head. Loan with a view to buy is the best option for both buying and selling clubs as well as the player.

Hope this is a sign that we have come up with possible vibes or agreement on wages from the player himself, so we can push forward with a deal with QPR.

circa £6m allegedly. A combined 13m for 2 international strikers sounds like good business to me. Solves a decent chunk of our problems too.