LRD

Im still hoping for 4 signings. GK LB CM STRIKER All should top class, CM could be a young squad player Nee idea what you are taking but you should probably stop.

Pardew compared Tiote to Essien, just for giggles like. Colback. Pirlo.

Part exchange with Josh. #reunitethetwins

Hopefully that means Kenedy can now join us. Oxlade Chamberlain is closer to being a left wingback than a striker.

35m for AOC is cheap, even if he is entering the last year of his contract.

Keita has a 48m release clause which kicks in in June 2018. Liverpool pays a higher fee to sign him for sure next season. Leipzig gets to keep him for another year.

As if they have £20m

Im still hoping for 4 signings. GK LB CM STRIKER All should top class, CM could be a young squad player Keep hoping.

Demoralised and lost his players, didn't he?

Guess would be Bilic, followed by de Boer.

probably

Mitro is as crazy antics as Shelvey.

Merino, Atsu and Ritchie playing well today. We are not limited to a flank or the middle for options.

Bilic needs to trim his nasal hair.

21 40

Aye, disgusting challenge.

Legend. Worthy of the shirt number he inherited.

NBC can't differentiate between Ayew and Antonio.

100th minute.

Who has Sterling in his Fantasy Premier League team?

13/16

Worth reminding that Mike Ashley did that interview just before our first game, and did some more after that. All Rafa's fault for riling up that fat mess.

Chelsea do sign some of the most un-Brazilian names ever. Willian, Kenedy, Wallace, Nathan.

Chelsea are trying to do a Parma, only with more expensive players.

Exactly.