JUICE690

Could really have done with this being a home game tonight.

Has Pardew ever had anywhere near the proposed funds to spend before? What's his record for signing decent players?

That doesn't even make sense man. Josef Fritzl is world renowned for building enourmously 'secure' playrooms. Wasn't really good for the bairns though...

I have as much trust in Mike Ashley's promises as I would Josef Fritzl building my kids a 'secure' playroom.

Did it say team? I thought it said would be put back into the club...

Can we still get a loan player in?

If enough of them stand close together they transform into 'Mega Mong' Don't think it will have an effect on the Carroll signing though.

That's going to go over a lot of heads lol

Santa is dead. Just when I thought the day couldn't get any worse R.I.P Santa

Bitter

Any club will rinse us with just a few hours to go...

I think the only thing we'll get out of this sky's deadline day coverage is fucking tinnitus. JIM LOVES LAMP

Chelsea bag Torres Liverpool bag Carol & Suarez Whats missing from this picture...