JUICE690

No shape to the side at all. You'd think they were a goal up!

Well that was fucking nerve-wracking

BRILLIANT!!!!!

wasting possession all the time

very experienced #old

Well it's Tuesday so, according to his whack lyrics, he's out with a lass, having a pint.

wtf!

I reckon Shola just hides in the changing rooms during transfer windows.

Pretty sure they signed Titus

"And what about Sunderland David?" http://gifsoup.com/view/100077/partridge-shrug-o.gif

SLAM!

So, Harry has 14m to spend...

We'd have to make him captain. And give him our lunch money

Mr Carroll Is Not A Waste of 35 Million Pounds!

Must be frustrating though, with the s**** he has infront of him. It's like when your playing footy with friends, and the lad that's a bit s*** is in space, but....

And from the same paper... EXCLUSIVE: City turn down Liverpool's Carroll for Tevez swap offer. Utter bullshit, made up, simply for the sake of it. And for the moronic c***s that lap it up.

Two stokes of luck...

The sad thing about it is, they are utter, utter shit.

Turgid.

In complete control here though. Would take a huge mistake from us to lose this.

http://haquelebac.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/toothless-old-man-2.jpg?w=300&h=323&h=323

Empty seat, FTM!

“Shola? yea yea, the guys umm, really, ummm, tryi... oh look, a squirrel!” added Pardew.