I know its already been mentioned but this in the mirror makes me laugh
"Newcastle are ready to let versatile James Perch go to make way for new foreign recruits."
Not just recruits, foreign recruits
I know apparently Ashley's 'favourite player' is Yohan, but I bet he's fizzin at the clopper with these Monaco links, if a bid does actually materialize he'd "take them to the fackin' cleaners!"
Sounds great. Obviously we haven't got Europa League this time round but surely we must have learnt something off the sheer amount of injuries last season?
Having said that, I'm willing to ignore that article for my own peace of mind.
au - ba ... aubama-bama yang yang,
bama-bama yang yang we love you,
and, we, love our little yanga,
love our little yanga, yes we do.
sing it from the rooftops sunshine, lyrical genius.
But the blue bits we've had in the past don't look absolutely hideous, like the blue trim brown ale one, it worked. This looks f***ing hideous it's not even subtle, just blue aaal our.
Pleased I'm a spam hamper and had already decided I couldn't afford £50 or whatever for this seasons kit
That's all well and good, if he was the only player we needed as we'd most likely wipe out our entire funds. Seems like something Mike Ashley would do.