Kevo

Every single Palace fan can fuck off in my eyes, especially the ones calling for him to be sacked. They will be the ones who slated us, called us bitter, deluded, clueless Geordie idiots who think we deserve to be winning titles or something. Hope this prick stays and relegates them after spending another £50 million or so in January. Then their daft Ultra wannabee section of their club can be half empty cheering them on next season in the Championship wondering how 'Our Alan' went 'home' and royally fucked it up. Cunts.

Burnley 0-2 Man City Hull 1-2 West Brom Leicester 2-1 Middlesbrough Liverpool 4-0 Sunderland Swansea 2-1 Crystal Palace Chelsea 2-0 Spurs Watford 1-1 Stoke Arsenal 3-0 Bournemouth Man Utd 2-1 West Ham Southampton 1-1 Everton Newcastle 3-0 Blackburn

I'm off work for both legs of the semis so we best make it

Solid at the back, no nonsense and enjoys running out of defence. Great to see and he is only ever going to improve working under Rafa. No reason he cannot be a regular in the PL when (if) we get promoted.

Does anybody know the record of earliest promotion? Honestly think we will be promoted at the end of March at the latest.

What a bet! Well done.

19 with Courtois, Evans, Hazard and Rondon to play. Awful yet it seems better than a lot of people, somehow

Ruptured his anterior crutiate ligament in his knee according to The Chronicle on Twitter. Edit: Fuck sake. Too slow

Man Utd 1-1 Arsenal Crystal Palace 0-3 Man City Everton 2-1 Swansea Southampton 1-2 Liverpool Stoke 2-1 Bournemouth Sunderland 1-1 Hull Watford 1-2 Leicester Spurs 2-0 West Ham Middlesbrough 0-2 Chelsea West Brom 1-1 Burnley Leeds United 1-2 Newcastle United

Yes please

Ivory Coast 18/5 in-play away to Morocco. Might be a reason for such long odds but their team (and bench) looks decent enough on paper.

Brozovic with two great goals for Croatia v Iceland

The only 'fairer' way than the current system would be to do it over 5 years or so. So if you went to 19, 19, 5, 5, 5 away games then you'd lose 19 at the start of the next season so your points would take a big hit and others may be catching you up. Other than that though I see the current system as pretty good. All this about cup games is pointless imo. Away tickets loyalty should always come from just that...away tickets.

Any random tips/squad information on the FAC 1st Round? Lots of upsets will occur but there's some very good looking prices without knowing any team news.

I'm only travelling from Southampton and it's massively fucking me over never mind people from the NE. There was a bunch of 8 of us going but they've cancelled now. Sky can fuck off. Cunts.

Dundalk equalise away at Zenit!

£7 Zenit -1, Fiorentina -1 £2 Zenit/Dun O2.5, Shakhtar, Nice £1 on Dundalk

Spurs, Leicester, Juventus - 9/1 To be winning after: Madrid 40mins, Leicester 50mins, Sevilla 50mins, Spurs 70mins, Zenit 50mins - 26/1

My old man booked flights to Southampton for the Brighton match and we found out about this a few weeks ago, ha! I live there so it's not that bad. He's just got to hope if we are in it, it's an away tie anywhere from Bristol across to London or Southwards otherwise it'll be no football for him.

Gameweek 11 Bournemouth 3-1 Sunderland Burnley 1-1 Crystal Palace Man City 3-0 Boro West Ham 2-1 Stoke Chelsea 2-0 Everton Arsenal 2-1 Spurs Hull 0-2 Southampton Liverpool 3-1 Watford Swansea 1-2 Man Utd Leicester 2-1 West Brom Newcastle 3-0 Cardiff City

Where's that from Paully? Pretty random game to find some info on

Why did I not have Aguero as captain? Monday night will tell me if it was a massive mistake or not. 44 points - Shaqiri (captain), Redmond, Austin and Courtois to play.

Our GD compared to everybody from 3rd downwards -

Sounds like they've had the better chances, but who cares. Our quality is showing in pretty much every match now - hold on here and it's a massive result looking at the other results.

Pienaar should be sent off. Both fouls were blatant yellows but the ref didn't give the first for some reason. It's comical how bad these are and the atmosphere sums them up.