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it's absolutely baffling. And 3 worse than sunderland every year, so odd. Wish we'd stop letting them stay up.

Wouldn't be able to sleep otherwise.

"It looks like you're trying to f*ck things up again. Would you like me to (a) launch powerpoint or (b) call Chris Samba's agent? Would you like to close the quotation now? Sorry, man. It was there. I am, as always, your helpful paperclip.

Powerpoint, got to be.

If he resigns, he wont get a pay out, so he wont resign. Agreed, it's all about the money with Fat Sham. Probably already checking out where his Black Cat Ranch will be.

So many matches I think this about.

Have to agree. Janmaat planted his foot and the other guy kicked him and went flying. A minor gripe, but not cardworthy at all. Amazed that Stubbs didn't re-referee the game and want 10 pens and 11 reds against us as per, maybe they've put something in his tea, or maybe he's happy that he can say Bournemouth was robbed. Can't believe he's still stealing a living.

He was briefly in Crook because he wanted to be alone. Someone, I forget who, opined that at the time: 'a black man in Crook would stop traffic'. He relocated to Jesmond not long thereafter. I went to his place a couple of times for bevvy sessions, though he was not a big drinker. All his Shottingham mates were. It wasn't particularly sumptuous, even though he was on £12k/wk at the time. That's, what, £35k now? When we signed Ginola, we were paying him £14k/wk - the third highest in the country at the time. Nah, man, I just meant you quoted the wrong post, no bother. You seem to know a bit, has he got a beef with NUFC? I know he really worked hard after he left us, and good for him. Is he bitter somehow though? Just can't get over that Cup Final thing. After all these years it still hurts.

There you go. I actually thought you were serious for a second No idea why the tadpole's there. I don't think those knackers understand that it's there forever, imagine being so smalltown jealous. They are strange.

Mr Fucking Cheerful here has actually thought it through to 2017. We could fluke a draw, man! We've done it before. Also, well done on knowing the way the numerals work.

For about five minutes, until both he and the club realised what he'd done. Then is was 12 Osborne Terrace in Jesmond for 90% of his time with us. Went to a couple of decent parties there. Did you mean to quote the Crook thing there? I know he lived in Jesmond bc he used to swan into Wm Low where stepson 2 worked and big it up . I'll never forgive him for that Cup Final shit, but wish him no ill.

And on queue they advertise our game

Oh, fuck off. New page Jim Morrison.

Sorry, Jim, had to do it in that order.

I was talking to a mag on a bike yesterday. Might have been him. Didn't get on it, man. Wot a loser.

Next time, m8. Let's get a kebab.

This is getting convoluted. Did you ride the bike or not?

Reminds me of McClaren's situation during his hollandaise :lol: You get two for that.

Ah, shit, man. That sucks. Must be terrible for them all and I hope they'll come through it OK.

This place is a bit fucking mental at times, there's no way I'm ever going in there again. They're completely unhinged. Fuck that shit.

Might as well stick this in here, I've been pet hating too much. Was running about at work last week as per and noticed the mackem at the next desk lolling and picking up bits of paper from the floor. Just pieced it together and realised he had a bet on with one of the bosses for £10 a goal in the derby and the ungracious boss had scrunched up the tenners and pelted them at him. Haven't seen the pelting money from a bad loser thing for years, since it happened to me, that's why we don't do side bets on fantasy football any more. When I won that year one didn't pay me at all, one gave half, and the other went with the scrunch-and-pelt. Fucking people, man

I'm going to say it. We won the passing.

I'm hating things a lot atm. This just came back to me. Le fucking Tissier on the du Maie/Bojan incident came out with the old chestnut that if it's not a foul it must be a dive and a yellow. Like fuck, man, it's accidental contact, nobody fouled, nobody dived, fuck off you twat. Can't believe it's included as a highlight in all the packages, it was nothing. Also, our warrior falling over like a girl. From Wiki: Aleksandar Mitrović (Serbian Cyrillic: Александар Митровић; born 16 September 1994) is a Serbian professional footballer who plays as a striker for English club Newcastle United and the Serbia national team and also loves diving. At the age of 16 he applied for Britains got Talent as an acrobatic diver but was turned down after accusations that he was a cheat. I assume that'll be changed, but that's what it says right now. Better up his machismo game.

I hate that you made me do that. You're controversial, don't be funny, it's confusing.

I would smile every time I saw this thread title if it was spelt correctly, Paul du Maie, as Danny Higginbotham knows. He played in Belgium, you know, he's sophisticated.