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Did my medial with a spectacular scissors kick and heard it pop. Took about 2 years to get it right. Heard the bastard keeper save it too, to add insult to injury. Flashy jersey and gloves, loved himself. Oh, get in, mrs n just walked past and called me a soft puff for whining about it. For fuck's sake. nothing like sympathy from the old loved ones. She wasn't there, man! Ah. I meant that in a Nam vet way. She is not imaginary. Oh no.

Did my medial with a spectacular scissors kick and heard it pop. Took about 2 years to get it right. Heard the bastard keeper save it too, to add insult to injury. Flashy jersey and gloves, loved himself. Oh, get in, mrs n just walked past and called me a soft puff for whining about it. For fuck's sake.

Equally. Don't be partisan.

He's played for England man, he's reasonably famous by any measurement. In football-land, but not irl. He's no Beckham. He'll shortly be infamous, though. Congrats on the visa success btw, chuffed for you. Welcome home, anything I can do, etc.

He's not famous. He's just a could've been.

Sorry, how old do you think Doumbia is? 68?

Yes, he'd be a tactical genius. I've been banging on about this for years (not on here). People in general just react to results.

Nah, you've got to use the players on the pitch at the end. Hence the Krul thing. He came on with seconds remaining.

They were doing a lot better than they are now. How is it clearly not a case of poor management? I do feel sorry for him mind, don't know how anyone can successfully manage while not being able to speak the same language as the players I don't have more than a surface knowledge of what's going on there but a quick look at the last 10 results he's had (3-3-4) and the last 10 before he took over (4-5-1) both show them picking up 13 points. EDIT: Actually, some of those will be cup games too. "Points" probably doesn't stand up, but the overall argument remains. The games he won were cup games aye, haven't won a game in the league. As I said given the language barrier I wouldn't be writing him off based on this but he has done very poorly Fair enough. Still, probably deserves a bit more time before being given his P-cuarenta y cinco. No league wins is a bit worrying, though. Sir Bobby managed to to do alright not speaking the language in Portugal, Spain, or England. Harsh.

You're such a valuable resource, man.

Fuck you, Brummie, fuck you. None of us here has a grandfather that ever saw that happen for us. To think I used to like you

Funny how he hasn't yet twigged that "glasses" is plural in English and keeps saying "it". Fun fact: in German, you say "Brille", which is a round thing with a hole in the middle. It also means "toilet seat". Why would a round thing with a hole in the middle be his glasses? Do they view them as the frame, with lenses to be added later? Sounds a bit monocular. Probably one for the language wanker thread tbh. Love me some etymology like.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2011/jan/26/richard-keys-resigns-sky-sports Arseholery, basically.

What a couple of pricks.

I really hope they do. There's a lass at work who is a proper Leicester fan and she's walking in the air like I was in 96, she really can't believe it's possible. Every Monday I walk in and say " OK, Lesta?" and she's "I know! WTF?" She needs something nice in her life, she's a good lass. I mean, ridiculously good. I've seen her give money and food to the homeless from afar. And them knock back a morning bacon sarnie, which she brought in to work and gave to a colleague. FFS, Leesesster all the way, woohoo!

I really hope they do. There's a lass at work who is a proper Leicester fan and she's walking in the air like I was in 96, she really can't believe it's possible. Every Monday I walk in and say " OK, Lesta?" and she's "I know! WTF?" She needs something nice in her life, she's a good lass.

I thought we'd fixed that [emoji] shit. Goddamn.

Is there any more proof needed of a benevolent supreme being? Yeah, any would be nice.

I thought there was going to be a theological debate.

Unnecessarily graphical, man.

Stick a dot over the first 5 and you'll have the notation correct. 9 for me, like. alreet numberwang- thats not how the RO works. tbh- can you put a dot over a number on a keyboard? numberwang. That's a bit niche. I guess copy and paste for the dot. I'm starting to think you might be a funny guy. What is the RO?

Stick a dot over the first 5 and you'll have the notation correct. 9 for me, like.

So he's actually a bit of a shit, then? Fuck me, he always seemed sound. I must be a poor judge of character. I'll re-evaluate my position.

Not bothered about this one bit and can't understand why you all are. He's just doing his job. He's always seemed quite measured and sensible and he's doing the right thing imo. Calm the fuck down. Jeebus.

Fucking shit in the 80s too, FYI. No surprise. People were passing audio cassettes around going "fnar fnar, he's rude." No, he's a stupid racist sexist cunt.