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Korean was found guilty, his investigation started in Jan.

She wasn't an OAP like. Obvs whoring around behind your lass's back is the problem, but, y'know.

I've always thought he was a twat and it'd be nice to see him crash and burn. Nothing personal. Oh, no, it is.

Can I come?

Areet, Merse?

Us and blunderland don't play any of the big guys in the next 6 games, I think Villa have 3. It's a proper shit-off, like, but we might be able to get some points. Been baffled at people saying we always play well against good teams after the MU and Chelsea draws. No, we don't, we get regularly humped, screaming into the pillow, how can you forget all those 4s, 5s and 6s, man? Was genuinely pissed off that they took Agüero off after 65 today as I would have liked to have seen him get 8 to break Ted Drake's record live. That's the statto side of me, I would have hated it too as a deluded NUFC fan. I can compartmentalise shit like nobody's business. It totally would have happened too, he was unfuckingstoppable.

He was taking us down imo, but we'll never know, KK kept us up. Good luck if that fat fraud lands, you'll need it. Can't believe you pull this manager change shit every year, like, and even more that your players suddenly start trying. It's really a cup final for most of you, isn't it? We don't bother with it.

On Total Sport right now if anyone wants to listen.

Kit, maybe, or strip, not uniforms. That sounds dangerously forrin, and possibly Nazi. Do you have strong feelings on the colour of their jackboots?

STILL laughing at the thread title. Squires is so good sometimes. Couldn't wait to show those frames at work. Cheers, joeyt. Keep'em coming. I know I'm going to hell but I just don't care.

Watching The Sunday Supplement I recorded this morning and some fat Manc twat is giving Fat Sam the credit for West Ham's results this season. You fucking what? Oh, right, now the cunt's moved onto us. It's not Fat Mike's fault, apparently, some Fat Club solidarity going on here. Some other whiney twats chipping in, don't know why I do this to myself. Ugh. MUST CALM DOWN.

I know. The guy's a Brent-sized fraud like Rodgers and he's on the fucking board. We're such a mess. We'll win the passing a bit though. I come across people like this at work and wonder how they have any job at all, never mind somehow being above me. They just don't know what they're doing in both cases. Oh, get in!

Nah, just pissed off at getting outplayed by Watford at home and couldn't face the match thread. We'll score one day.

This fucker's cranking up.

Loved Robert. That Fulham goal, man, I couldn't believe my eyes. No idea why it's not shown all the time. We get bloody Bergkamp and Le Tissier instead.

Really? Nothing for this? Come on, people! scandalous innit You get the from me, m8. Ignore the h8ers.

Really? Nothing for this? Come on, people!

I see they've replaced the usual Fantasy Football Club prog with a 1h30 special of him talking to Merson at 1730 tonight on SS3. Gonna be a challenge trying to work out what either of them mean tbh, but there's some info for you.

Yeah, it'd be like matter and anti-matter, we'd all be gone. God help us now it's out there.

Gegenfrowning here.

Footballer not expressing himself properly shock. Of course he meant PSG. Didn't work out too well for Cabz like, but let's see how this goes.

Sorry, man, that was The Exorcist. The Entity was when Barbara Hershey got raped by a ghost. Goddam it, I couldn't go to bed without righting that wrong. That's been hammering in my head all night. Moussa Sissoko, I hope you're happy now, giving me a headache, you Crystal Palace-loving motherfucker.

Unduly amused at ITV captioning the Georgian player v Scotland as "Levan McHedlidze", like he's from the diaspora. They are so shit.

Little notepad?