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Clearly rattled.

Ironic considering he's a Sunderland fan. Seriously? I'm gonna guess it was Dave Stewart he was thinking of. It's easy to confuse all the Stewart's.

There were two Gary Stevenses who played right back for England in the 86 World Cup. Didn't have names on shirts then though. Two Ron Davieses played centre forward for Wales for years as well. One of them had to change his name to The Mighty Wyn. Any good?

I think there's an echo in here.

Not playing tomorro marro. Mondo.

I still don't think he deliberately spat at Hart. Of course he didn't. Trial by media again, Big Club v little club, FA weak, I think we've been here before. Still pisses me off, though. A 3 match ban for objecting to someone nutting you and spitting at you? Mental.

This is an actual thing. Young people today, tut. That should be read in a serious and disapproving voice, thanks.

I bet you always say that.

I do this, except for now. Ironically

I don't think any of the media noticed.

Little Vurn is quite good He's stepped up.

Well, just BOO! to all you reasonable people. Nah, hope they have a nice day out in the big city and get unceremoniously humped on live TV. It's a funny thing, I really don't have a problem with mackems in normal life, they can be nice, but they tend to have an enormous pile of chips on each shoulder when Newcastle is mentioned, even if it's the city rather than the club. Don't really mind what happens on Sunday, just a bit more magnanimity all round would suit. Gerrin, that's a real word! Magnafuckinimity, hundreds of billions of points I rest my case.

Last League Cup Final I went to we played Manchester Fucking City. Peter Barnes and Dennis Overhead Kick Tueart. Keep up the good work, new lads. Demoralise them.

honestly, you can't see the difference? Enlighten me ok NUFC were born in 1992 = truth to mackems SBR was HOUNDED OUT by mags = truth to mackems 2 examples of actual things that are not true but mackems hold up like beacons of light and truth blue pop, whees keys and cheesy chips are just cultural/city pisstakes...i can't believe you can't see the difference if you said to a newcastle supporter that sunderland people don't all drink blue pop i doubt they'd argue...could you say the same for the 1992 argument? Absolutely. I don't believe Newcastle were founded in 1992. I only need to look at this board to know how highly Sir Bobby is held. I could name a lot of my friends who'd think the same. I could also direct you to a Newcastle fan I went to school with (he's from Seaham) who's first words after the derby to me were 'Go w*** into your cheesy chips man' My point was that both sets of supporters have their idiots who'll take jokes, daft remarks too far and will re-write history. Do you believe we hounded out Steve Bruce because he was a Geordie? Granted the results weren't great but I remember this: Steve Bruce still remembers vividly the ‘hatred on some people’s faces’ when his Sunderland side lost against Wigan in his final match in charge. ‘That will stay with me for a long time,’ the Hull manager revealed, before facing his former club today for the first time since he was vilified by their fans and then sacked. That Saturday, in November 2011, Sunderland supporters finally lost patience with their Newcastle-supporting manager after their team conceded a 90th-minute goal to Franco Di Santo, and started chanting: ‘You fat Geordie b******, get out of our club.’ His wife, Janet, was subject to abuse as well. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2483938/Steve-Bruce-haunted-hatred-Sunderland.html#ixzz2u9PfTPgs Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook I'm not being funny like but that's going to happen if the manager is being perceived to be doing a bad job. Things get personal in those circumstances. Plenty of our lot would do exactly the same thing to a manager with a mackem background. My dad works with Steve Bruce's brother, apparently for a few month before he sacked he knew it was coming but he stuck at it because A. He just didn't want to walk away from a challenge, and B. He knew he was onto one hell of a pay off when he got sacked. He hasn't said how much he got off but they reckon it's around or above £5m. Fuck me, I would take that. Would still try to do my job like, but that would be OK as a worst case scenario. Would look after my bro too like, just saying. Stay friends. He did, he bought him a brand new top of the range Audi. Apparently he's treats his family well. Every time anyone at his work is doing a charity event he will sign footballs, shirts etc, if he's managing a team he will get the team to as well. Ah, OK, as long as he's spreading it around. Hope they win on Monday, wish we were still in it.

What a photo Could that guy look more unathletic?! Apparently.

honestly, you can't see the difference? Enlighten me ok NUFC were born in 1992 = truth to mackems SBR was HOUNDED OUT by mags = truth to mackems 2 examples of actual things that are not true but mackems hold up like beacons of light and truth blue pop, whees keys and cheesy chips are just cultural/city pisstakes...i can't believe you can't see the difference if you said to a newcastle supporter that sunderland people don't all drink blue pop i doubt they'd argue...could you say the same for the 1992 argument? Absolutely. I don't believe Newcastle were founded in 1992. I only need to look at this board to know how highly Sir Bobby is held. I could name a lot of my friends who'd think the same. I could also direct you to a Newcastle fan I went to school with (he's from Seaham) who's first words after the derby to me were 'Go w*** into your cheesy chips man' My point was that both sets of supporters have their idiots who'll take jokes, daft remarks too far and will re-write history. Do you believe we hounded out Steve Bruce because he was a Geordie? Granted the results weren't great but I remember this: Steve Bruce still remembers vividly the ‘hatred on some people’s faces’ when his Sunderland side lost against Wigan in his final match in charge. ‘That will stay with me for a long time,’ the Hull manager revealed, before facing his former club today for the first time since he was vilified by their fans and then sacked. That Saturday, in November 2011, Sunderland supporters finally lost patience with their Newcastle-supporting manager after their team conceded a 90th-minute goal to Franco Di Santo, and started chanting: ‘You fat Geordie b******, get out of our club.’ His wife, Janet, was subject to abuse as well. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2483938/Steve-Bruce-haunted-hatred-Sunderland.html#ixzz2u9PfTPgs Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook I'm not being funny like but that's going to happen if the manager is being perceived to be doing a bad job. Things get personal in those circumstances. Plenty of our lot would do exactly the same thing to a manager with a mackem background. My dad works with Steve Bruce's brother, apparently for a few month before he sacked he knew it was coming but he stuck at it because A. He just didn't want to walk away from a challenge, and B. He knew he was onto one hell of a pay off when he got sacked. He hasn't said how much he got off but they reckon it's around or above £5m. Fuck me, I would take that. Would still try to do my job like, but that would be OK as a worst case scenario. Would look after my bro too like, just saying. Stay friends.

How do you know about my loft?

It's the last step before he's getting up early to watch porn on your TV and sneaking girls out. He's a couple of years away from that and we'll handle it. Sneaking girls in might be a thing, the lucky bugger. He's the best player and captain of the team and at 11 he's got girls knocking for him, dammit. Kids grow up so early these days. With his dad and his uncle it was like 16 and we'd say "OK, but keep the noise down." and they'd come out all sweaty and thirsty, but no way at his age. Good Lord, I cannot allow that, and btw he cannot access my laptop and neither can my missus. Password protected, man, I'm not a feckin idiot.

That was a brilliant og like. Never seen better. Jamie Pollock, man, wow.

Just went to put last night's MotD on and realised the bairn had got up at stupid o'clock to watch it but didn't know how to cover his tracks. Before going to training then on to the match. God damn, man, this kid gets extra points

He's got to stop doing that.

No.

But, but, but there are an infinite number of infinities, and dividing by oh fuck it.