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I've just voted yes to skew the vote. That's going to show Shepherd six years ago. The bastard. He didn't listen! That is just typical. I wish somebody had bought him out now. Then, I mean. No, somebody else! Aargh!!

I can understand your answer, and you are totally welcome here, but can you let him relegate West Ham to shut his stupid fat hippo-headed trap up first? He is such a self-important moron. I bet he licks his moobs every morning. Oh god, now I feel sick.

Wow. A lot of different perceptions back then. Looking back, who agrees with Big Fat Hippo-Head that he would have kept us up? I thought KK saved us for a year, but what do others think? Stupid Fat Sam had the easiest matches in Premier League history and fucked them up, then Kev had a really hard run, playing all the best teams in rapid succession, and got slagged off, but we won through under him, what does anyone else think? I'm off now

I went and I think it was against Boro on a Friday after we lost to Liverpool in the FA Cup. I remember (maybe badly) going to welcome the players back after the FA Cup final and then a few days later going to the match. Spot on, 10 May 1974, NUFC 5 - John Tudor hat-trick, Alex Bruce and an o.g. - Boro 3, Att. 28,000. The Cup final was 4 May.

Great clippings. I think the first game I went to on my own was his testimonial. Iirc I sat in the new East Stand and bizarrely Bobby Charlton turned out for us. I might have dreamt it, mind! Cba to dig the programme out right now tbh. It's probably in a box in a cupboard under a shitload of stuff with piles of useless unwieldy furniture blocking the way. I'll get it out when hell freezes over for the second time. Or never, whichever comes first. Did anyone else go? A sunny day as I remember it. Oh, and also he went back to Blackpool to teach and is still on the pools panel I think.

Got it. 8th.

It looks like we have to deal with it. I'm going to try to man up. Best of luck, man.

That still doesn't look like a word and I've been staring for ages. I know. It should be eight-th. That's how you say it. Ffs I hate illogical languages.

On the inside of their eyelids? Yeah, probs. Can't wait for the January transfer activity.

I was trying to have a reason.

Don't want Stupid Sam sacked tbh, I want him relegated to finally stop him saying he's far too good for that to happen, the stupid useless lying fat fucker. Iirc he was at Notts County anyway. A colossal bullshitting charlatan. Hope my adjectives are in the right order. Edit: God damn, took too long to finish my post. Bloody cats and women and computer. This seems to be a common opinion. I remember he had the easiest fixtures in years when he was here, fucked it up, lied about it, bragged about his achievements, took a massive pay-off and got loads of respect and even more money on the back of it. Unbelievable. A complete twat imo.

The Chelsea thing can't help either tbf.

Ah, my brain's rubbish. Just looked at the top 4. What a dick.

What, they'd be docked a point too? New rule?

Why does Ed Chamberlin keep saying Arsenal could be 4th tonight, and why is nobody correcting him?

Big Fat Sam's big fat face spouting big fat lies. And then stupid Merson opining we wouldn't have been relegated under him and Wham definitely won't be under him. How long can this fantasy go on?

Does that mean it's MartEEnez not MARtinez? Oh, yes.

For everyone who gets the feeling NUFC spoil the festive season a bit, apparently we're the worst in the Prem over the last 10 seasons along with Norwich fwiw, more than two thirds of a point per game down on the rest of the season. In case you're stuck for a conversational gambit, like.

Can't believe you made me laugh at that. I am so ashamed.

Outfuckingrageously good atm. I am sick of saying "Oh, come on, that's not fair."

How any number of pundits can't pronouce the Everton manager's name. Look over the "i" ffs. Martínez. Not Mártinez, you lazy bullshitters. And Andy Dunn for turning up on my TV again today. What a bellend.

CM is just the place though, pulling the strings. I swear John Barnes didn't move from the centre circle for 10 years and everyone thought he was brilliant. Keep your whistle and cards in your pocket and baffle the opposition by blowing up randomly and sending them off. I would, but I have no shame.