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Well I'm not going to quote the post, but the chomping seems rather unnecessary. I cannot imagine any situation in which I would rather have some stranger's blood in my mouth than not. FFS. Must have picked up that sort of class on wearyside.

James Sharman took the piss at one point saying "this from a man who bit an opponent" Interestingly enough he has toned down his pro-mackem FTM attitude lately. He even said the atmosphere at SJP is one of the best anywhere. Still hate him tho... Sorry, Dichio bit someone? My Canadian football knowledge is sketchy, please humour me.

Some smashing factual answers there. Thanks, lads. I was more trying to say he's a thicko tbh, and unsuited to the rôle. It's always annoyed me that he refused to accept his dad's pronunciation of his clearly Italian name. "I ain't 'avin' no deKEE-o, I'm gonna be ditchio, innit." "Oh, an' Danny, while you're on. Vat's more English, yeah. Danee-ay-lay's gay." Fucking prat. Sorry, like, but heritage is important.

Apparently I was watching Sports Net Ontario today. They have Daniele Dichio as an expert. I mean, a former mackem who famously is unable to pronounce his own name? Is Canada OK? I always thought Canada was OK, but I am worried now. Canada, why have you done this? Can I help?

Rob Lee on Soccer Saturday using "we" and "us" for NUFC.

George Caulkin on too. 1h 20 ish, first 25m about NUFC, they've moved on to England atm, still listening, guess they'll come back to us later. Edit: They didn't, went on to wunderland and boro etc. but still a good listen. Harps compared Fat Sam to di Canio

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Blimey. The Butcher of Bilbao. Was despicable as a player and continues his work as a manager, I see. I do hope he gets his just rewards in due course.

Our Brazilians are shocking Cacapa and Fumaca. We had Mirandinha. Was from Brazil, was... you know the rest.

I had to delay a holiday by 2 weeks so that I could go to the Civic Centre, I lost half of what most would class as a holiday of a lifetime and it was worth it. That season and that night was a 1 off and those too young to have appreciated it have really missed out. I'll always have a soft spot for Keegan because what he did here as player and manager, he was almost matched by Sir Bobby but not quite. That was a hell of a night tbf, I remember us marching alongside the bus down the North Road and being shocked by the sheer numbers outside the Civic Centre, people in trees and clinging onto lamp-posts, just waiting for his words, we had to clamber onto a wall. Clarkie in his silly wigs I swear he had a green one on before that. It was very shouty-dancy-jumpy-up-and-downy. Twenty fucking years

Brett are you actually 12 ?. They actually are though. In poor form of late Swansea, squad is rather thin. Laudrup got a difficult job on his hands this season. Lost their derby last week, conceded late midweek in Europe, down 2-0 off an awful Stoke side. Things are looking bleak from them. Funnily enough this might be fun, i dont remember who it is on here, but someone quoted them stating 'i'll eat my own s*** if we finish above Swansea' Someone's actually got it as their sig, i think. Aye, must be why i remembered it, Think you got away with that.

Ffs.

Fair comment

Well, that took the shine off it a little.

I hate to agree with anyone, but I leapt up immediately and yelled "RED!" after Dawson's attack. Just seen Larsson's as well and that's even worse tbh. He'd better get a retrospective ban. Foy was abysmal today, breaking up play every time we won the ball, letting them take FKs from wherever they wanted, whether the ball was moving or not, warning us for wasting time - I have never seen that happen when we're chasing the game, ever. Literally never in over 40 years. It's playing 11 v 16 every game. can't believe I'm so angry after we've won. Against all odds, again.

Wigan's capacity is only 25,000 or so.

I think a referendum on catapult punishment is long overdue.

There may be footage on a well-known site of Newcastle United 1992-93 Season Review - Part Four at about 13:10, possibly, not for me to say. I thought it was scandalous at the time. Rob was a great player, about Milner x 4. Caps for England 21, Milner 43 and counting. Sigh.

Standing it's the ONLY way to watch football. Here's an embarrassing admission, when I watch us on the TV, I have to stand In the living room, standing on my own, like a cock I do this. Not like a cock, sadly, and not in the living room, but in the shed, jumping around, oohing and aahing, screaming and slumping. Still have to run in and tell the missus when we score and she'll glance away from Murder She Fucking Wrote for a second and say "yes, I think everyone heard you." Still run back out like an over-excited toddler, like. The matchday experience is so fucked by the tippy-up seats and having to sit down immediately after moments of excitement, it just kills the joy. Safe standing is so doable.

Was in the pub here in Orlando and jumped up from my seat at the bar with my fists in the air; punched the lower-end of the ceiling and bruised my hand pretty hand Such a shame it was your pretty one like. Times must've been tough for a while. Wish one of mine was pretty though.

it was almost perfect too to Remy iirc. Indeed. BT expert co-commentator Gary McAllister was adamant he was trying to chip the keeper . Moment of the match for me. About 15mins in, realising there was no Michael Owen I've just spent a full minute cleaning my laptop screen because there's a full stop above the M in moment. What an absolute mong! . Have you got it off yet? . Dirty bassa. .

it was almost perfect too to Remy iirc. Indeed. BT expert co-commentator Gary McAllister was adamant he was trying to chip the keeper . Moment of the match for me. About 15mins in, realising there was no Michael Owen I've just spent a full minute cleaning my laptop screen because there's a full stop above the M in moment. What an absolute mong! . Have you got it off yet?

it was almost perfect too to Remy iirc. Indeed. BT expert co-commentator Gary McAllister was adamant he was trying to chip the keeper

Did Alan Comfort ever get to play in the top flight for Middlesbrough? No, they'd just been relegated when he signed.

Nah, he played for WBA in the top flight. Robin Friday, allegedly.