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That other lad for you (forget his name, Neophyte-Interpol or whatever it was. Was on loan at Cardiff last season) had quite the shot on him. Looked a good prospect too.

Because they haven’t given us hundreds of millions to spend? FFP wants a word.. Realistically though, the Saudi League is their priority. Doing what they are doing is a major geopolitical goal for them and I’m not sure how Newcastle could ever come before the political goals of another nation.

And with Tonali only having had under 45 mins of playing time with us in total. And he likely only met Bruno last week. And that’s without taking into account that he’ll only have had a couple of meaningful training sessions with the team to work out how we play and where he fits into that. Players will be rusty as fuck for a while yet.

How the fuck is he only 17 and playing like that? Could be a very good player this one

‘We tried’

Hopefully the latter He did get married in the summer so maybe he’s just been enjoying the cake and refreshments a bit too much

For the penalty for Gordon that wasn’t given

He looked off the pace and, unsurprisingly, not yet sure of his exact role / positioning. Which given he has played under 90 mins for us in preseason and has likely only had a few training sessions with us is completely normal. Some of the reactions are the real worry.

Think that was Shola mate

He passed out while co commentating for ESPN. Apparently he’s ok.

He looks mint

Great play Anderson

It’s a preseason game and only his second appearance for us you plum

Paul Dummett is in central defence but ‘We’re getting humiliated’

Lads, it’s literally a pre season game. Chill

Anderson

Was that Tonali with the first time ball in again?

Any thoughts on Frimpong or Livramento?

He also mentioned that Gordon can play there too

@Ottoman I see Frimpong as sort of a lesser Danny Simpson

Sandro does not like this

Good luck for coming straight back up