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How does an Italian guy end up writing more eloquently than most English people?

I’m willing to bet right now that neither Real or Barcelona will be in for him this season.

It’s not.

Imagine you live in Downton Abbey and your maiden aunt is clutching at her pearl necklace when you explain the synopsis of ‘two girls, one cup’.

Maybe tag Mehrdad on Twitter and ask

Paul Ince?

Haha I watched that live ( I happened to already be on Instagram, honest) and he was touching his hair before that was posted. Just before it sets any hares running.

Im with you. I think you have to have a certain sort of brain to get anything from that

It’s definitely got Ashley’s greasy prints all over this tbh. Pretty sure the new lot would have sorted out the club shop straight away if they weren’t tied into something.

I don’t think we should be even thinking about moving until this project is properly established and we’re winning things. Waaaaaaay too early to even think about the possibility, let alone discuss it. St James’s is our heart and soul. You don’t rip that out lightly and probably not at all.

4 was always the DM in my day

When did a number 6 become a defensive midfielder and not a central defender? And what changed it?

Some kind of dodgy signed shirt dealer

Nope. Won’t happen.

That’s actually a decent article for once

Interesting that Sanches congratulated Botman on Instagram and said ‘See you soon’ with a crossed fingers emoji

Worrying

It’s fine. Go and have a transfer bath, this one is definitely done.

Mate..

Get tae fuck

I sure hope so. But I can’t imagine £120 million+ spend on them unfortunately. I mean, it would be great but I think you are definitely at the top end of optimistic with this.

They’re likely just waiting for Eddie to arrive back and do the handshakes for the camera and that

I think you’re at the upper end of optimistic with that one.

Has his family moved up north with him yet?