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4 was always the DM in my day

When did a number 6 become a defensive midfielder and not a central defender? And what changed it?

Some kind of dodgy signed shirt dealer

Nope. Won’t happen.

That’s actually a decent article for once

Interesting that Sanches congratulated Botman on Instagram and said ‘See you soon’ with a crossed fingers emoji

Worrying

It’s fine. Go and have a transfer bath, this one is definitely done.

Mate..

Get tae fuck

I sure hope so. But I can’t imagine £120 million+ spend on them unfortunately. I mean, it would be great but I think you are definitely at the top end of optimistic with this.

They’re likely just waiting for Eddie to arrive back and do the handshakes for the camera and that

I think you’re at the upper end of optimistic with that one.

Has his family moved up north with him yet?

It’s my favouwite channew Smash that suscwibe button

I thought this too

Thought he was deed then!

Funny shaped package

‘Heritage’ clubs don’t count.

The problem with growing via sponsors is that the PL want to vet any new sponsors we get for related-party infringements. You can bet they’ll try to hamstring us there too.

‘However, it is worth noting that certain expenses that could previously be excluded from the FFP calculation can no longer be deducted. This covers money spent on youth football, infrastructure, community and women’s football.’ Yep, this is a bit of a blow

You need to put a safety wink in there for the sake of our collective mental health

Could probably move Leazes Terrace for that

He’s literally counting the time it’s taking them to run a couple of laps round the pitch

Top quality training on display there. Straight outta the 1980s