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Stop it

If wor Yasser is in town there’ll probably be more spending happening soon

Seconded

I don’t know what it is but we should probably worry about it just to be safe

Oh god the songs. They make my eyes and ears bleed. Every one of them reported

Looks like they’ve all raided Ashley’s jeans collection

I for one am absolutely disgusted the club made us wait for UNDER 14 DAYS to confirm this signing that they hadn’t officially disclosed they were making. Hope we don’t lose out on Reiss Nelson too with this sort of attitude.

Bringing the bags of gold

Yes, he was never great there but he can do it.

Krafth

The kit manufacturer sums that up. Pony.

You’ve done well to find two

They are so perfectly rattled. I love it.

Have we lost out in the race for Nelson yet?

We have no evidence at all they were top targets. Just some journo talk. We bid for Maddison last year, that’s known. That’s about it though.

Dare I mention the word TenaLady or is it too soon?

How can we have missed out if we were never seriously in for them? Sounds like we once made an enquiry about Szoboszlai and we bid for Maddison last year but that’s it. Don’t think we were ever seriously in for them this year.

Don’t hate it but preferred this season’s white one out of the ‘Saudi kits’

Not in Howe’s team he doesn’t. Doesn’t have the work rate.

Because he’s on the decline, he’s nowhere near as good as he was. We don’t want to be signing that sort of player who is on the decline and would cost a fuck ton in wages.

Zaha is finished. Nowhere near as good as he was

Documents are being prepared and pens are being bought…

Ahhhh we’re taking stock again. So glad we’ve got these journalists around to tell us what is actually happening.

City after him now they’re not getting Rice