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The state of Ryder’s dish on the video that pops up He’s gone full Alan Brazil. Or he’s been on his hols to Benidorm and forgotten his factor 50.

Either that or a deluge

Anything from Burnsie deserves to be firmly in the twitter nonsense thread

Maguire next please

Sunderland

‘Kin ell

Lad

I think that John fella might have some health issues or a disability of some sort. I’ve seen quite a few of his posts along these lines.

Who was that guy? Seemed like the owner of the house but he featured quite a bit in it. Is he some local businessman or summat? And yeah, the Moretti thing was awful.

I would absolutely love it if he chose us over them, saying it’s because we can offer Champion’s League football.

Really want Chiesa now.

We’re gonna rotate pretty heavily by the sounds of it. Howe said he wants two equally strong Elevens this season to compete in all the competitions we are in. Obvs some players will be in both of those Elevens but I can see Wilson and Isak rotating in the striker role.

Fuck. How old is he?? Surely still pretty young. Hope he’s ok

Too soon for a thread

I would. But I’d rather have ASM and Chiesa than Barnes I think.

He could play on the right. Eddie likes his wingers to cut inside rather than overlap, in general

Yep, I was there watching it. We’d only just sold Ferdinand too

Tripps was still in his pyjamas by the looks of it Edit: @Geordie Boyo beat me to it

Didn’t he score more goals this year than he ever has in a PL season or am I misremembering?

I’m so sick of the relentless drive for profit to the detriment of everything else. Everything everywhere is just being so relentlessly squeezed just so that a couple of cunts can continue to coin it in when they’ve already got more than enough. /rant

Roma’s new badge is awful

Nah, it’s definitely his tiny teeth

Maybe one of the three new boys? Luton, Burnley or Sheff Utd.

Only if he’s not playing for Newcastle