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Amazon is American, innit? Brazilian the name is actually Persian, believe it or not. Yes, and is an adulterated word that the Persians took from Sanskrit when their merchants brought it back from the Indian subcontinent

Still hate him for that "tackle" on Hatem Yep. Robbed us of a few extra months of him

That wanker Nigel De Jong in the studio for this

Guessing it’s on their Prime Video app thing you can download for Smart TVs

At least Sir Les is there. Waddle and Jenas though

My favourite bit was when Mings felt like he couldn't celebrate a goal until the guys in the office watched it in microscopic detail 14 times. My favourite bit was when the linesman incorrectly ruled out Iheanacho's goal and then VAR overruled them and the goal was correctly rewarded with massive celebrations on the Leicester bench Spoils celebrations though apparently. Yep

Yeah, will never happen.

Ps Bruce is shit and complicit in Ashley’s sustained hollowing out of the club for his own benefit. That’s all there is to it.

Sorry but thats horseshit. There was no fluke in 2012. The football was good and to try and claim otherwise now is revisionist crap. What came after was bad, but we played good football that year and the 433 was about more than individual players. I remember us beating Villa on Cisse's debut with Obertan Guthrie Perch Jonas as the midfield and still carrying a threat. Nothing remotely horseshit about that. That season was nowt to do with Pardew. It was achieved despite him. Any revisionism going on is when people try to give Pardew any credit for it.

Fucking no way. You just know that will be made into an article by The Chronicle twitter page and be tweeted out 99999 times a day for the next few days Bottom of most attacking stats yet Jenas reckons we’re better going forward. How can Jenas watch that and make out it’s a more attacking approach. Jenas is a fucking gobshite. Just because he can talk eloquently does not mean he has a fucking clue what he’s on about. See Jordan, Simon; Galloway, George and Pardew, Alan for further evidence. Which Jenas are you talking about? Jermaine Jenas

Despite the name, do you need a cuddle poppet ?

Fucking no way. You just know that will be made into an article by The Chronicle twitter page and be tweeted out 99999 times a day for the next few days Bottom of most attacking stats yet Jenas reckons we’re better going forward. How can Jenas watch that and make out it’s a more attacking approach. Jenas is a fucking gobshite. Just because he can talk eloquently does not mean he has a fucking clue what he’s on about. See Jordan, Simon; Galloway, George and Pardew, Alan for further evidence.

I love him.

Same. Another weekend getting dry humped by the bookies

Good result. Bruce is going to be insufferable though.

Don’t put Krafth on ffs!

Of course Hayden doesn’t get a card this game though

4 mins

Amazing goal from Shelvey that

Nice sub to break concentration Brucey

Shit sub. Why change it?

Mentioned the contrast between clubs buying ground around the stadium to us selling ground around the stadium earlier too. He’s brilliant is Jake. One of the only intelligent and informed pundits around

Nice cross from Almiron into dangerous area. No one there. Almiron from the left again too.

Got him in double with Hayden Nice. Good shout