LV

We have no final ball

Schaer off for Dummet

Not our day today

Yep.

Love Diame’s black and white eye patch.

We badly need two new quality wing backs

Rice 1 - Longstaff 0

If I ever see Pardew, I’m going to batter him with a life-sized cardboard cut out of Hatem.

That’s because he’s a fat little good for nothing waster who doesn’t track back and defend.

Fucking Spursy Tottenham fuckers

I'm not English speaking by birth so this is a serious question, not a dig. But is "fret" actually a word? No. Sir. There's a Mr Knopfler on the phone for you. Actually it is innit..sea fret. Also, don’t fret. We are probably safe...

Mint. Great performance.

What a dirty count that Tarkowski is

Fuck me thhatvlooked painful. Forearm smash on Mo

Here comes Crouch

Been great since he's been back in the team imo Don’t think he’s had a customary lie down for he last two games either

Prob to get away from Ritchie’s moaning too

Runs a bit like Razzle Sterling. Reminds me of Cristiano Ronaldo

Should have been 2-1

Love the way Almiron leans his head back when he puts his afterburners on

Get in Longstaff!!!

It's pissing me off now tbh, mentioned it last game. Ritchie just cuts back inside and does fuck all with it. I'd understand if it actually led to something productive but he just keeps ignoring the runs of Almiron for no apparent reason. Annoying. I know. I thought that the last match too but I just told myself I was reading too much into it. Now I think it actually is a thing.

He keeps telling Almiron where to stand and move too when neither have the ball. Bullying.