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It's probably what €350m is or something daft and he's trying to be clever. he’s such a special boy

£303.4m Where’s he plucked this from??

If they haven't been discussing the asking price over the last few weeks of 'contact' then what the hell have they been talking about? Maybe it's been the opposite of what we think, ie how serious Ashley is about selling. How do you mean? Maybe the dialogue hasn't been Ashley asking how serious potential buyers are (as has commonly been the position the club have claimed), but them asking him how serious he is about selling. Maybe he's taken some convincing. Right, yeah I get it now. Yeah, you might well be right. And then he releases that statement about selling to try to flush out other interest and drive the price up. Man, I hope this comes off.

Even Ryder hasn't denied it yet

Yeah, maybe a flag or two too. And a plane.

If they haven't been discussing the asking price over the last few weeks of 'contact' then what the hell have they been talking about? Maybe it's been the opposite of what we think, ie how serious Ashley is about selling. How do you mean?

If they haven't been discussing the asking price over the last few weeks of 'contact' then what the hell have they been talking about?

I even switched the telly on. Almost started running a bath.....

Classic NO exaggeration based on a small amount of posts (and the fact it's probably close to the truth) . Also, that image of her on the chair...zero percent about her business acumen and all about her wanting to look sexy and beautiful. Which is her right and she succeeds at. Looks like she's having a stroke to me.

I thought this at first but one of the reports from today that I read said she wanted to be the director/chairman herself.

Come on Mandy love. Get this done. You can keep your biscuit turks, it’s Mandy all the way for me.

Went for the draw with the in-play offer. 4/1. First time I’ve won with it. Of course I win when the £50 free bet offer has stopped.

Those flags really are stunning. Those guys have done a bloody great job, whatever they want to call themselves and we shouldn’t lose sight of that. The flags are classy and emotive, just absolutely perfect.

Stevie Bantz with his fart machine

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Richard Branson knows f*** all about football and cares even less. I worked at Northern Rock when Virgin Money took over. Virgin Money became the NUFC shirt sponsor. We beat Man U 3 - 0 in our first game with the new sponsor. Branson turned up to the Head Office. He kept referring to "Newcastle beating Manchester United three love". He wasn't being funny by saying "love". It was pure cringe. Virgin Money now do a Manchester United savings account. Branson is a carpet bagger. He goes into companies, buys them, calls them Virgin something then sells them. Companies pay a franchise fee to use the Virgin brand name. Branson does not own Virgin Media, Virgin Money, Virgin Trains, etc. Those companies pay to use the Virgin brand name. He bought the F1 Manor Grand Prix team, called it Virgin Racing, did s*** then sold it on. On the plus side, his island was totally wrecked by Irma recently, the stupid Richard Stilgoe looking little c***. Genius!

He'd relegate Man City that liver lipped c***.

Get in line, Crooks. I've had my eye on her for a while.

I think he should start

Long was diving before Lejeune took him down. He knew exactly what he was doing there.

Gah. Good point.....but we really could have won that with a better keeper.

Think he injured himself with his first sprint

Hayden will be down for 10 mins here

Fuck, off the line!

Merino, my word.

Yeah he was doing well before that