LV

I want to see him the the Vanarama still bleating about fret.

Delicious

Scores!

I hope he gets hit by a passing asteroid

Ref has killed this game for us

Have they switched on the large hadron collider again?

If that had gone in I would have forgiven him everything

That was a piledriver from Gouff!

Gouff?!?

Shelvey looking up for this

Pardew is going to tug himself silly tonight over putting Scott Dann up front.

£5m for a 33 yr old. Wtf?

We as a club haven't done much in ten years either though. He's a good keeper, the best one we've got and I think we'll miss him.

Pleaz Sels

Ahhhhh........ just glorious

Might have been ugly but we still ground out a win.

Hungover, mate. Get some irn bru down you and get down that wing

Ritchie seems quiet today. Not heard much mention of him.

We're letting them back in this.

He's got his own turbo charged forklift that takes him down to aways. It's quite the sight to behold flying down the M1 He must have stopped off to pick up a crate of pasties then. It's 'Razor and Ando' on my stream.

Had to sign up for NUFCtv. Does fatty Lowes not do away matches?

Me! And me.

Showed a bit of pashun too when flattening the corner flag. Looks like he's going to be invaluable this season.

Going to this. I'll gladly touch any player's penis if we win (except Jack's).