LV

Me! And me.

Showed a bit of pashun too when flattening the corner flag. Looks like he's going to be invaluable this season.

Going to this. I'll gladly touch any player's penis if we win (except Jack's).

Hayden 1-0

Terrible commentary

Get in. Gayle!

The banners are even already in Palace colours.

If it's of any console the cashout offered was pretty pitiful at 2-1. It was offering me just over £100 at 1-1. Livid.

Went for 2-1 Liverpool and damn bet365 app isn't offering me a cash out at the moment And of course another goal is scored while I wait.

I don't get why we are so shit. Totally surprised by this.

Having not seen it, Mbemba just being s*** sounds more likely Nah

This is ridiculous

Lucky

Come on Dwight son

Of course. Just before half time.

Villa winning. Gestede.

Diame dead already

Gayle missed a free header by the sounds of it

This is such bullshit This was supposed to fill my betting war chest

Leicester -1

That you Jesus?

I was 24. Great days and we were amazing back then. There were non-geordies in other cities walking around in toon tops, fully on board the glory train.

Banned for 3 more games

We are slow, lightweight and sloppy. Much work ahead.