LV

Who?! Bloody hell. Niche.

Who's the woman in the Wales slide? Charlotte Church?

Well they'd better have a big transfer warchest because Mike won't accept anything less than under £7 million for him. Nobody gets NUFC's best assets on the cheap when Big Mike's running the show, oh no.

What's Dowie about that?

Norwich are pretty good. Draw.

Go on lad.

After that interview he gave last week, I'm convinced Blob Jelliot has taken Krul's knee out with a sniper rifle from the book depository.

I'll hold your champagne.

he has taken a team from a relegation battle, to midtable, to an early season CL position. That's impressive by anybodies measure. It's nothing but new manager bounce. He's a charlatan and a fork-tongued chancer and he always will be.

It's ok, Gouff has got this.

Yep, built over a medieval graveyard. It's often haunted by 11 tormented lost souls on a Saturday afternoon.

Mint. Good work!

Just gone for the draw in-play at 9-1 Edit: And Arsenal immediately score another.

Disgraceful stuff

Lascelles, absolute turboshite.

Dick in.

I never want to see Gouffran play for us again

Gouffran in centre midfield is looking a tactical masterstroke

Still think it would be a different story if our offside goal had stood.

Err...

Sissoko putting in some solid tackles

Great strength by Mbemba

Gouffran air kick

1,3,2

Lawro's prediction: 2-0 Meds must be kicking in while writing that. That, or Garth Crooks stole his terminal.