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Gouff you utter tool

http://cuboidal.org/lebowski-treehorn/images/11-theresult.jpg

We used to have Shearer and Ferdinand. Seems like it was all a dream these days...

Can you imagine the shite that must get written in Pardew's notebook?

Who was he talking to?

Do one

Rivière Ffs. Got to hit the target from 2 yds.

Fuck off

Sissoko looking right up for it

'Cahm on yu Spurs'

So is Vladimir Russiankovski that I've got. Think I'd rather have him.

Jonathan whatshisface is such a shit commentator.

Who would you have played instead? Anita RB, move Dummet to CB, leave Haidara at LB. Sammy instead of Gouffran. I would accept leaving Riviere as the ST with that team behind him. This.

Yep, Perez has passed the first milestone on the road to being Pardewed.

Yep. Said this before but I'm sure I read somewhere that he was signed to keep Colo company or summat like that. Can't be for his football. He's got a pretty good scoring record iirc

Yep. Said this before but I'm sure I read somewhere that he was signed to keep Colo company or summat like that.

He's the new Tevez.

What no defensive wingers?? Don't get this formation at all if it's 4-2-3-1. Surely it's 4-4-1-1 with Perez and Gouffran as defensive wingers either side of Sissoko and Colback. Then Cabella behind (gulp) Riviere?

He is shit, that's unarguable but I'm sure Pardew's pre-match team talk won't help anyone's confidence. He'll have been banging on about the dangers of the opposition and making the team feel as if they were beaten before they even set foot on the pitch.

I still firmly believe that one of Ashley's objectives when buying the club was to take the piss out of the fans, the club and the area and to deliberately destroy our spirit while making money out of it for his tat-shop. So far he has succeeded on all fronts. Why just make money when you can have a little fun along the way with the stupid jawdees, Derek?

It's pretty well recognised that if you feel the need to have to say 'trust me' all the time it's because you are being shifty or deceptive and you are trying to compensate.

http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2014/12/9/7360377/alan-pardew-newcastle-manager-personality He's the Anti-Keegan, come to lay waste to the world.

Maybe he really loves fish?