Jack Flash

Everything about that game was predictable before kick off. I can't see it being much different next week unless we can nick a draw/win and nicking it is certainly what we'll be doing. I still love Nolan though. Not that he's good enough to play for us anymore...

I already am to a certain degree. Really cannot stand seeing him waste these fantastic players week after week. Unfortunately I can see the players going before he does.

bell and tures pls. Second time in 2 weeks I've been close on this. *David28 Update* He's down €1585 since Tuesday.

Still firmly in the hunt.

"Everton have attempted 200 shots this season (including those blocked), more than any other team in any of Europe's big five leagues." "OptaJack - Fellaini missed 189 of those. Skied"

http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20121110/freeview-pre-west-ham-press-conference_2281670_2976265

£25 on Nolan & Bale anytime - £500 £25 on A.Johnson & Torres anytime - £610 £25 on Ben Arfa & Cleverly anytime - £450 £25 on Baines & Walcott anytime - £378.13 http://i.imgur.com/S0W6N.gif

Jonas darting into the box a few times from a central position was something I though was significant too. It's probably all in our minds but they never usually show that much footage during the press conference.

I thought that was just a picture Shouldn't really have doubted he's contradicted himself, of course.

Where's that last bit from? “Both of those players would be good additions to this squad, but players have to move on for the sake of the team,” http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/9667799/Alan-Pardew-wants-Liverpool-striker-Andy-Carroll-back-at-Newcastle-United-when-his-West-Ham-loan-deal-finishes.html

This is like the opening scenes of Ocean's Eleven. Neil rounding up the gang for 1 last major job.

Yes! £125 to play with on Saturday.

What we did then benefited the players we had. What we do now negates from the players we have. Having a better quality of player doesn't mean much when you don't know how to use them effectively.

I want to see this more than I wanted to see oldtype on that game show. Well then, you can watch me place £100 on a 3/1 bet and enjoy me being 900€ up. I'm already taking screenshots which I'll turn into an art exhibition. "The taming of the bookies" by Neil.

I want to see this more than I wanted to see oldtype on that game show.

Us to win by 1 goal - 3/1 Us to win by 2 goals - 5/1

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f***! Off! "The fee was astronomical, we have used it well," he added. Newcastle have signed Papiss Cisse from Freiburg for £9m, Yohan Cabaye from Lille for £4.8m and Demba Ba from West Ham on a free since Carroll left the north east almost two years ago. "The position we are in, if I'm honest, is because we used the money from Andy's sale well," said Pardew. "He was a brilliant player for us and we owe a great debt to him." In context it's a fair comment.

"Everybody fit" and "We've changed our recovery program because we've not been at our best on Sundays after European games." Lots of Ferguson crossing into Ba and Cisse footage on the press conference video too. http://i46.tinypic.com/ac5wed.jpg

They spent all their money on mid-table players and appointed a mid-table manager and they don't understand why they're mid-table.

Would kill to see Ben Arfa get the freedom and service Bale gets. That third goal could easily been us with Cisse or Ba in the middle.

Defoe is determined to make Sewelly admit he was wrong.

His bizarrely accurate passing percentages were a massive part of his early game here. I dread to think what they are these days.

Please pick a team, Ethi. /good timing. I'll settle for Williams.

The other side of this is we've only lost 1, which was against Chelsea (2 if you count the League Cup). I don't disagree with what you're saying but at least we're not losing away games, which is something we've hardly ever been able to say.