Jack Flash

All the talk of it potentially happening was bollocks.

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,76776.msg4056394.html#msg4056394 Almost 2 years ago I hated all that "a new formation will save us" bollocks.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-372858/Souness-sour-Pardew-attack.html

He learned everything he needs when he played in the 28th division. http://www.thenonleaguefootballpaper.com/features/the-big-interview/1353/grassroots-is-what-football-is-all-about-alan-pardew/

Rob Lee. Ayoze Perez.

The act of staring blankly at teletext score updates should not be 'd under any circumstance. http://terracelife.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/303.gif Big Kev doing the business in 1979

Hughes 11, Shearer 30, 33(pen), 42, 81, 84(pen) Dyer 46, Speed 78 He won a penalty though.

http://i.imgur.com/rctNGRz.png Was nebbing through some highlights and saw that bench Got to be one of the worst we've ever had, despite the score.

He doesn't even work hard man, even if you look at his stats (which Pardew likes to do) last night they're fucking shocking albeit to no-ones suprise Gouffran trumps him in the brown stained paper stakes. http://www.whoscored.com/Matches/829570/LiveStatistics/England-Premier-League-2014-2015-Stoke-Newcastle-United Dummett had the most shots and Gouffran had 20 less touches than Krul

Came off at half time too. He'll destroy Man City.

It's so fitting. That banner and the alternate sackpardew campaign are the perfect visual representations of the comments section under NUFC articles. One is well thought out and perfectly reasoned and the other is some freak dismissing it all by saying "Nah. Ashley is the worstest" like we don't know.

Steve Howey ... place of birth, Sunderland. Add Steve Howey to the list of people who should never again be allowed to write, speak about or work in Football again. Ludicrously moronic opinion and he obviously hasn't been watching us play for a long time. Yes, we need an actual list of all these players selling themselves out for no gain at all.

'who else will work for Ashley' 'Pardew has had some undeserved stick' fuckthisshit.gif That's the exact opposite of the view he had on Pardew at a talk-in I went to about 5 months ago. £200 cash in hand is enough for some people to completely sell out it seems.

Have to agree, I don't see how relegation this time has any positives. Except maybe Pardew going obviously. Folk can throw the word around like its no big deal, but relegation can be absolutely devastating to a football club. I don't want to chance that at all. I enjoyed our season in the Championship, mainly because we won most games, but the thought of spending anymore than a season down there is absolutely depressing. Imagine being one of the also rans year after year. Spending so much time in the Championship that even being a Villa or a Stoke would be an attractive proposition. What's the difference between that and what we're doing now? (Other than the money, which we don't spend)

We're talking about a man who only owns one shirt.

He'll survive his own death at this rate.

We're on the road to Pardition.

Cabaye/Debuchy made themselves undroppable internationals and coveted players here, Remy and Ba solidified themselves as top players on their way to big moves, Ben Arfa rejuvenated his career here and was back int he national team until Deschamps was appointed. For all its faults, NUFC is still a huge club, in a superior more publicised league that will increase the player's wages. Even with all you said, it is probably the correct decision to come here. I think the situation Cabella has joined is worse than that of the other players mentioned and he doesn't have the talent (probably the wrong word) to keep his own head above water like the others did. This really is looking like the worst team we've had in many years.

Haven't got much sympathy for him myself. Even the slightest bit of research from him or his agent/advisor would have flagged up how shit we were before he joined. We'd hardly won in 2014 and the fans were hounding the manager out. Same for De Jong, who even said Pardew shouldn't have been sacked last season.

It's a good point like, remember how long it took Keegan to sort out Allardyce's mess. Didn't win for ages before it clicked. He was turning water into wine. Ian Branfoot will most likely be aiming for slightly less polluted water.

Absolutely. Hope he's still crying as he clears his office. The thing about Pardew that gets me, he isn't upset about fucking up and not getting a chance to put things right. He is crying over his dented ego. He knows he might not be a Premier League manager tomorrow and it's fucking killing him. He'll be having a breakdown on Big Brother within a year imo.

If you feel sympathy just remember all the times he's talked down to us and treated us like shit, knowing he's bulletproof. He's getting everything he deserves now.

He was definitely crying during the game http://i60.tinypic.com/2vt1qa9.gif