Jack Flash

Don't worry, Jack Flash has wasted 98% of his telling us that he doesn't like neesy. Alright, keep your remaining hair on.

Whereas I was being deadly serious and I'm now counting down the days til the nomintions open to vote for him. Just put a reminder on my iphone to make double sure. Honestly, what's wrong with you? You took the p*ss so, so did I. If you're gonna take the p*ss out of the blue, don't go crying if you get it back. Jesus. Oh ffs, how was I taking the p*ss out of you? I'm curious. Not sure you can reason with him, he misunderstood your joke and rather than admit it has to belittle you to save face. No, he needlessly took the p*ss after a dramathon in GC the other day so I took the p*ss back. No wonder you only have 46 posts, you can't even lurk correctly. Not in GC now sweetie and in the isolation of this thread you made yourself look petty, however if he hurt your feelings elsewhere then I hope you feel better. Can't believe I've wasted almost 5% of my total post count on this. Post more pls.

http://i.imgur.com/wFjEydC.jpg So smug for such a shit win

We drew a fair few 40k attendances in 2002/3 for our CL run while regularly getting 50k+ in the league. Hardly worth getting worked up about.

2 needless own goals. Balotelli would have missed both if they'd let it run.

You're giving him too much credit I think. He's only playing because there's nobody else, due to Cabella being the latest scapegoat. Obertan and Ameobi are all that's left in the "fret" department and 1 is injured. The reason Cabella has been dropped is because he's played fucking horribly in most games he's played not because he's been made a scapegoat Who hasn't played horribly in most games?

You're giving him too much credit I think. He's only playing because there's nobody else, due to Cabella being the latest scapegoat. Obertan and Ameobi are all that's left in the "fret" department and 1 is injured. Cabella has been nothing short of awful, sammy has looked good and for me another player who deserves to win a spot. Obertan's form won't last long if at all, it never does, take the opportunity to milk it and show the players everyone has a chance to play...then its back on the bench/reserves when the pressure gets too much to him. Cabella just hasn't clicked yet, no point playing him till he's up to speed and making a difference as all we are doing right now is ruining his confidence. Price tag doesn't matter. playing him every game just because he was bought as a 1st team player isn't going to help when he's struggling to make an impact (for whatever reason) He has undoubtedly been shit, but playing him for only 1 minute in the last 2 games won't help him. He should have been right back in after Swansea to try and help Cisse keep his goals coming (at home vs Leicester) imo because if you don't play him yesterday you don't play him at all. If he starts against Tottenham he'll not see the ball and will end up back on the bench.

You're giving him too much credit I think. He's only playing because there's nobody else, due to Cabella being the latest scapegoat. Obertan and Ameobi are all that's left in the "fret" department and 1 is injured.

Scored at home vs Leicester.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29678989 Rightly so. Double it if they pass it off as "banter" when the shit hits the fan.

Hope that gets giffed. Celebrating like we've won a fucking cup.

Annoyingly, they're 4th in the league. 2 points clear of 5th too.

https://twitter.com/JoshSafc95 It's fine, was just banter

Mannone only got -1 overall for conceding 8 goals. Aguero got -2 for missing a penalty ffs.

http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/681/event-history/8/ Fraizer fucking Campbell.

http://i.imgur.com/FISc0U6.png

Him out and Cabella on the bench means we've got nobody on the inside, correct?

That's from a few years ago but sums it up well. Pardew's "footballing brain" is truly second to mong.

A player how has barely featured for us in recent history has suddenly turned into the saviour of NUFC...whilst we have loaned out some decent talent to other teams. :lol: If i understand the statement which i don't really. Is he laying the blame at the feet of the fans for Obertan playing gash It used to be a popular theory that Obertan wasn't any good because he couldn't handle the demanding and vicious SJP crowd. Everybody dropped that theory when he was shit at every ground.

Like fucking clockwork.

Dr Pardew playing Ebola-ridden players to try and save his job "Papiss and Cheick wern at their best today. Ebola takes it out of you, trust me"

You only need to read the first half. Second half has 0% Hatem.

Or even if it was just worth going. Under Robson, non-ST holders would have to wait overnight outside the box office to get tickets for certain games. The few times I did it the queue had stretched around half the stadium by 9am. I don't doubt for a second it'd still be like that if we were giving it a proper go on the pitch.