Jack Flash

Worth remembering when this kind of thing happens, plus De Jong and Cisse recently.

That's a shame about SJH. He of all people should know about ambition. http://i.imgur.com/WzLGH1z.png http://i.imgur.com/f2pWkY2.png

Pardle's Sea World quiz is going to look belter on that.

We need more golden crosses imo.

Read a book recently by the West Ham stadium announcer. It's full of Pardy goodness. And this from another book... http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,94790.msg4982892.html#msg4982892

Warnock signed Dyer for QPR

Got to be either Hughes, Pardew or Warnock based on the details? This'll be the first thing Pardew has won in ages.

Hate watching football adverts. A load of middle class cunts in a meeting room in London who've never been to a game telling us "how it is".

All English players have been coming off the same conveyor belt for about 10 years now. Someone like Gazza would have had his natural talent coached out of him in favour of mastering "the basics" if he'd turned up in the current generation and Shearer would be on the wing like Welbeck.

Krul left the Holland squad due to an elbow injury.

When he wanted to be. We were almost relegated with him before he started playing for a move.

He's not a striker though is he? He's a goal scoring machine of a LF? Inside forward? Zidane always played as #10 but that position allows for those that are more strikers (Bergkamp) or midfielder (Zidane). He's the absolute definition of a striker, regardless of whatever you want to call his position.

Zidane had to be a "team player" because he played in midfield. Ronaldo is there only to score goals as he's a striker.

Alternate commentary.

That'll pad the score out a bit

He wouldn't be saying all that if our fans had more than 4 songs.

Anyone with 269 goals in 257 games isn't to blame for a lack of trophies.

His first book was just "We won everything we were entered for but it wasn't good enough. Cowards" or "I lost control and I smacked him. Stupid, Roy. Stupid" He must have massive psychological problems.

We learned everything we need to know about Bruce when Hughton absolutely ruined him on that glorious Halloween day. Easily the most gutless performance I'd seen in a derby til Pardew got his feet under the table.

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,93045.msg5152939.html#msg5152939

Big Steve's interviews border on Pardew levels of irritation due to how much he tries to hide his Geordie accent. It's worse than ever now.

Having money but not spending it and getting relegated is definitely a positive.

The only reason he's playing now is because there's nobody else. Ben Arfa is gone, Aarons is injured, Obertan was playing and Cabella is the latest scapegoat. Our pool of midfield "fret" ends with Ameobi.

The increased schedule alone would do it. There's loads of midweek games on top of weekend games down there.

He should be truly ashamed of himself for the effort he puts in every week. He's an absolute fraud. Cazorla isn't far behind.