Jack Flash

I'm setting off in a few minutes. I'll be the one crying and cutting myself if anyone wants to say hello xx

Hang the banner off the Chinatown arch ffs. Who can climb stuff?

He would be in total agreement with it He really won't be. He's as big a self publicist as anyone in football. This'll hurt him more than actually losing games.

Spread the word everyone. We need hundreds and hundreds there to send the perfect message to him and NUFC.

Chambers is a CB by trade though there's talk of him being used as a DM.

From a technical standpoint that was much better but just the fucking thrill of him doing that out of nothing in such a shit, depressing game meant the world.

Everyone go and watch his goal against Bolton again and remember how fucking fun it was. One of the best things I've ever seen at SJP and it's the absolute personification of football to me, much like HBA is himself.

Sorry, but no way am I having that. Cunts like Mike Ashley might see football "first and foremost as a business," but supporters don't. It's a love, it's a lifestyle. It's a fucking game, where loyalty exists. He grew up all his life supporting NUFC the same as the majority of us then went out of his way to shit on every single fan of this club whilst playing for them lot. The prick dug his own grave and now he can lie in it. For fans, sure. For the majority of players? Nope. The football of your grandfather's generation doesn't exist anymore. Do what you're gonna do. I don't feel like it's worth my time wasting energy on a player I'm not remotely offended by, particularly when there are far more serious issues surrounding this club with which to take offense. What part of football "being a business" made him repeatedly act like a cunt though? Unless it was in his contract to do so I don't see the connection.

Wearside Jack was just "celebrating a goal" was he? Even on the bus after the game?

He's a fucking loser who repeatedly went out of his way to antagonize the fans of the team he claims to support to gain favour with our biggest rivals. Like a little charver throwing a brick through a window to impress his bigger charver friends.

2009-10 - Second Top Scorer (1 off top) 2010-12 - Top Scorer 2011-12 - Second Top Scorer (2 off top) 2012-13 - Top Scorer 2013-14 - Top Scorer http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/59836000/jpg/_59836590_nolan.jpg

We've had a full pre season and half their team won't have played at all in over 6 weeks. We was'll be more tired though.

Mannone got more points than Hart, De Gea and Mignolet last year and he played about 1,000 minutes less than the last 2.

"Why aren't you playing me?" "Because" "Why am I leaving?" "Because"

He did the exact same thing with Alan Smith. Man management skills mustn't have been taught at window cleaner school.

I knew there had to be a reason why I couldn't sleep at all tonight.

Form+Price+Fixtures make him worth a gamble. Not many of the other strikers are begging to be picked this year either.

Stoke have loads of potential bargains based on their fixtures http://i.imgur.com/c0lCl2M.png

If that's even half true he's a dead man walking.

Far too expensive for a player with so many caveats.

I've since deleted my team. You simply don't beat perfection.

I saw it a few hours ago

"Let's keep Pardle in case the next manager doesn't work out" is all I'm seeing.

Bojan has apparently been incredible so far in pre-season.

You'll find out just how average Henderson is when Emre Can gets going for The Pool.