Jack Flash

Ex Watford Ex Villa x 2 Ex England manager newcastle? Another guy steps out of the Wayback machine? 11 years since last job and he's nearly 70.

Where would Sissoko play?

"Having played and captained the club and observed the years since, I would say that my knowledge might be slightly more in-depth than the average person." Left us in 1974

The anti-Pardew echo chamber only goes so far, like. You need to stick to N-O if you want a pat on the back just for calling the manager a cunt.

I'm already annoyed at some of the comments that will be appearing on facebook etc "nar" "not readin that lyk" "wot about ashley" "but science tho"

That's an excellent read. As good a summing up of our situation as I've read. Hopefully Lee Ryder will copy and paste that one too.

He has deliberately, and frequently, maliciously denigrated both the club and the fans for the last 2 years because he's not good enough to do the job and not man enough to admit it. That should be unforgivable on it's own before team selections etc and Mike Ashley come into it.

Exactly right. Football is supposed to be about entertainment first and foremost and people like Pardew kill all that stone dead while (repeatedly) verbally taking the piss out of the people who have the audacity to care.

Dennis Wise took Millwall to a cup final too.

Wished i'd been there, i'd have been screaming with agreement and throwing my knickers at ya. He said he's going to upload it soon. Do it then.

Good lord.

Fuck off, Jack. http://i.imgur.com/X1Dcpdu.png

The vast majority of them are made by people who look like Interpolic. Nick Grimshaw telling us #YOUAREFOOTBALL ffs.

Same amount as Gerrard, one more than Rooney IIRC. 9 more than Rooney and Silva, who're in 2nd. Gerrard's 3rd. http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/premier-league/torschuetzen/wettbewerb_GB1.html http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/players/profile.statistics.html/luis-suarez There you go. It's 12. Fairly sure Gerrard is 12 and Rooney is 11. He's got 25 on FPL

I'd love to know for what reasons? As a Brazilian I'm like most are delighted he's in there. He offers something else, with his engine and ability to get into the box at the right time. Will be perfect cover for Paulinho or Hulk (the latter if we're in a tight game trying to get goals on the counter) I think he's a horrible little bastard with no talent for a start, but mainly the 9 year old in me wants the Brazil team at the World Cup in the home country to be more stereotypical. I might boycoutt their games if Ramires and Fernandinho both start out of respect for the glory days.

Ramires being both Brazilian and a Brazilian international is what's wrong with modern football.

"Beadle in the frame" say Tribalfootball.

I've been looking for that quote for ages.

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Why-Chris-Hughton-was-sacked-by-Newcastle-Forced-to-play-fantasy-football-with-Mike-Ashley-not-deemed-showbiz-enough-expected-to-talk-tactics-with-chairmen-article645857.html Yep.

Cisse's problems started when he got moved out to the wing for the 2012-13 season after his excellent spell in the middle. Any problems he has now has almost certainly stemmed from Pardew doing that to keep Ba happy. I agree with the player power bit though. Any player with a hint of a personality isn't "worth the bother".

Looks like he's saying us talking to the club should be easier than what they're doing over there but it's not.

Put Buchanan and Beadle in there too for something a bit different.

Maybe Jeremy Beadle from Blackburn? Just missed out on the playoffs with a bad squad. Plays good football too.

Neil Buchanan from Leyton Orient. Got a good record and has potential.

The HBA thing was just a familiar comparison. We'll not be signing anyone as talented as him for a very long time.