Jack Flash

The man is a god. A bit like Ben Arfa vs Bolton.

Is Carl Jenkinson definitely a footballer?

He's probably a genius. Already one of my favourite players. Hope to god we don't get Zaha. The few times I've seen him he's played exactly like Obertan.

Shall we try Pardthagoras' Theorem Of Bollocks? If we all just don't care at all on any level, we'll win.

He constantly and deliberately tells us we can't compete and has now said we shouldn't even aspire to. He wants us all to shut up and accept mediocrity so his job is safe and easy and some are buying it. Look at Swansea? He wants to win a cup? "Fank god we was not in Europe again".

No mention of embracing anything. He wants us to be completely apathetic about our club so his job is easier. The cunt.

They're wums. Couldn't possibly be more obvious yet here we go again.

I was thinking just that earlier.

Few more things, he said this squad is "close to the one that finished 5th", we still need a striker and will be looking to buy more British players. Also said someone was filming the training sessions before games this season and was putting them on websites so he had security remove him

http://tyneandwear.sky.com/newcastleunited/video/85285/this-city-hurts-itself-candid-pardew-talks-fans-ashley-and-kinnear Stop caring and we'll be a better club.

It wasn't a careless slip. He talked for about a minute about how Ashley is a genius in the business world but not in the football world. Hopefully the whole speech gets typed up somewhere as it was an interesting one.

We've still got spies!

"When Mike is unhappy he does things that aren't good for the football club" Good to have an admission.

He's a snivelling fucking prick. "We ain't got the money" "Mike dont wanna put his own money in to buy players" "The fans get lost in the finances" "Man City beat us coz of Yohan" "Didn't beat West Ham coz of Yohan"

What a grim sentence.

Being motivated can mask that but he's beyond woeful at motivating players.

No takers anywhere for them but apparently this squad is too good to be improved upon.

Good to see him getting 56 minutes in a friendly tonight. With any luck he'll build on that by playing 10 minutes in March or something. On a more serious note, he'll be 19 in January and he's barely touched the ball for us despite us being desperate for strikers in the last 10 months.

Beardsley rarely scored a tap in and if it was he probably beat 6 players and rounded the keeper.

He just said on the radio he'd "only sent a few in his life" scotald yerd pls

EDIT He didn't even get on the pitch! Poor bastard.

As Shola is now Nigerian, the last 3 British players to score for us in the league are Perch, Guthrie and Best. Perch - 26th Dec 2012 Guthrie - 21st Jan 2012 Best - 15th Jan 2012

2/10. Got your facts wrong then backtracked badly. Must try harder.

He hasn't I realize you're trolling me but you've made a complete BrettNUFC of yourself here Bye.

He hasn't, seen him score in the league cup, and he’s regularly been on the bench this season, not sure how many times he's come off it like, but he has been fit. Ch just has preferred RVW and Elmander ahead of him. He was injured for about 6 weeks. Go back to the Pardle thread pls. According to Espn, he was unused sub against Spurs and Stoke and he came off the bench against Villa and Chelsea. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/norwich-city-team-news-gary-2270858 Back to the Pardle thread.